White People Using Ebonics Ironically Unappreciation Thread

[OPTiMO]

that shyt annoys the fukk out of me

 

[Tyuhnjko]

example?

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

agree, but need examples

 

[Shecky Shabazz]

The whole "what would Tyrone say in this situation" thing. Yeah, that shyt needs to die breh.

 

[Dooby]

"Sup dawg"

Random aging lady greeting me.

"Peace out homey"

One of my white friends that still...just doesn't get it

This isn't ebonics but it's a more painful jacking of a style that is not naturally theirs, trying to "fit in" I guess?

Embarrassing for both parties

 

[StraxStrax]

Yeah cause we all know black people own english.
please.

 

[Omar Little]

"WHATS GOODIE"

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Yeah, it's even worse when they do it to you. This one big ass white dude be comin to my job sometimes and breaks out every cliched slang term ever used. Be havin me like....

 

[Emperor Sol]

This is why I suggest that we as black people minimize the amount of time we spend talking to the average white person.

Once they get comfortable around you they start doing this shyt. It happened to me in HS and I'm not about to let it happen to me in post-secondary either

 

[Golayitdown]

Heard 2 guys at work saying it was the bomb diggity...saw like on the outside and on the inside at the same time ... I wonder if they really see us like that

 

[MikeyK]

My white co-worker walked over to me with her fist raised. I smacked it away quickly and she's like "ow why did you do that?"


I asked her why she was trying to punch me and she said "I was trying to give you props"

 

[Sad Bunny]

"whats really hood"

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

White trash teenage girl with hoop earrings and bubble jacket: "HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

 

[atlbound]

nah, sum be doin that on the slick tip trying to push the envelope...half-way racist stuff. I cant condone nor cosign it

 

[SuburbanPimp]

Yeah, I hate when white dudes I've never met in my life call me "Bro" For some reason that sh!t annoys me and I never respond.