Kenny West
Veteran
blue
cuz it's my favorite color
But really grey or green
cuz it's my favorite color
But really grey or green
Which one would you choose brehs?
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Isaiah Bradley
Banned
hmm
-With cameras and highly sophisticated security equipment to prevent sneaking around, being invisible and phasing through shyt is wack
-reading nikkas minds however is untraceable, I'll go on some of these game shows and eat....so I would choose yellow good sir
-With cameras and highly sophisticated security equipment to prevent sneaking around, being invisible and phasing through shyt is wack
-reading nikkas minds however is untraceable, I'll go on some of these game shows and eat....so I would choose yellow good sir
but a fly aint no damn animal, you think this is true blood
but a fly aint no damn animal, you think this is true blood
fine ill be a fish in a fish bowl, is that better?
Isaiah Bradley
Banned
hmmm, not really...so the power to change to an animal has a great weakness if you live in an urban area
So my answer to this completely imaginary fantasy based question seems correct and logical
observe
Banned
Naw..I think about that all the time if I had super powers..
Ok..I wouldn't pick blue, as much as I love to fly, they could lock me up in a cell or unit with ceilings so I couldn't escape...
I would pick grey..moving objects..I could open up cuffs and locks on cells..move objects and project them piercing thru people ..I could lay on my bed and move it so I could fly just relaxing thru the clouds..I'd be like magneto basically but able to move other objects besides metal..I'll be moving gold bricks outta Fort Knox..moving money outta people's wallet..I'd also have a side job working as a carpenter to keep it legal..but only my family in the construction business would know.,I would just sit in my ass and move the nails and hammers or whatever..but I would only work that job one day out a month..naw maybe I won't have a job..if anyone tried to stop me from doing crime, I'd just move their head off their neck..I dunno..so many possibilities to do crime..my art collection in my crib would be off the chain..all originals..all master pieces..
Dirty_Jerz
Ethiop
purple, maybe i can phase to the next dimension
selfishly..Red.
If u kno wut I mean
You guys are crazy. Why rape women when you have cool powers? You just go get the money you need to impress the bimbos, and call it a day. You swagless rapist should gain SOME confidence after receiving powers. That should be enough to bag chicks. lol
Anyways, here is my take on the powers.
Invisibility: To make money, you'd have to rob banks / jewelry stores. You can make your clothes invisible, but it says nothing about making the bag that you're carrying invisible. The cameras that catch you will see a floating bag, floating towards the exit.
And then, if a police officer see's the bag, and open fires you're dead.
Ability to fly: The gayest power of all time. You'd have to wear a heavy jacket to keep you warm while flying, because it's cold as fukk at higher altitudes. Also, you'd need to keep a pair of goggles with you, so that debri doesn't fly in your eye. You can't get rich from this...unless you join the circus (be part of the balancing act, but really be flying), or try out on xfactor, or some shyt.
Reading minds: This power is one of the best powers up there. Reading minds isn't just reading the CURRENT thought of a person; it's reading everything in their brain. You could easily get rich from this. Winning game shows. Completing college without trying. Moving up the corporate ladder because you know what your boss wants. Also, think of the social use. You could pull any chick! Or, at least you'd know which chick is down to fukk on a Saturday night out! The only problem is, you're slightly defenseless in a tight spot. I mean, I guess you can read someones actions pretty well in a fight, so you could technically counter their movements if you think / read their minds fast enough....but against a gun, you're pretty fukked. So, I guess you can't be too reckless with your power.
Shapeshifting into animals: This one kind of sucks. I mean, it would make your everyday life EASIER....but over using it could get your ass shot. You could shift into a bird and fly to school / work. That would be neat, I guess. Obvisously, you could beat someones ass if they fukked with you. You could turn into a mouse, and get access into a building that you usually couldn't. I guess you could try to sneak into a bank a night.....but those cameras would have the government on your ass. They'd be looking for a human your height and weight, that can turn into green animals. Beast boy ass nikka. lol
Run at the speed of light: Best power on here. To get money, you can steal art / jewelry / money, just like being invisible. But this time, you'd be able to defend yourself if you get caught! You could dodge bullets with ease! No need to fear a damn thing, because you'd move too fast for anyone to fukk with you. Just keep a mask on and you'd never get caught! lol
The ability to phase through things: This is a nice power. To get rich, you could steal, just like speed and invisibility. And if you got caught, just phase through the cuffs....or better yet...resist arrest, and let the bullets phase through you!! Just like with speed, keep a mask on and you'd never get caught!
The ability to lift and move things with your mind: This power is the definition of attention whore. You wouldn't be able to do much without causing attention. I mean, yeah...it's neat.....but your reaction speed would have to be something serious in order to beat a gun. Also, someone could sneak up behind you and shoot you. I know everyone wants to cosplay as Magneto....but in reality you wouldn't be able to win against cops with guns. They'd open fire, and you MAY stop some bullets with you powers....but it's hard to account for every bullet. You can move things with your mind....doesn't mean your fast enough to see a bullet, Neyo. I don't see a way to make money and be able to spend it. Too much attention would be drawn to get the money. Even if you became a star off of your powers. Too much attention!!
Ability to heal: This power would be awesome, until everyone in the world ends up at your front doorstep, talm'bout, "can you heal me or not, nikka?". That shyt would get old, quick. Of course, I'm sure you could make money from it. You'd just open a shop...or something. You'd probably live long as fukk with this power, too. You and your family members / friends would live long as fukk! Every time anyone you know caught a cold, you'd just zap that shyt out of them!!!
I think I had too much fun typing this stupid shyt.
I'd choose speed, by the way.
Anyways, here is my take on the powers.
Invisibility: To make money, you'd have to rob banks / jewelry stores. You can make your clothes invisible, but it says nothing about making the bag that you're carrying invisible. The cameras that catch you will see a floating bag, floating towards the exit.
And then, if a police officer see's the bag, and open fires you're dead. Ability to fly: The gayest power of all time. You'd have to wear a heavy jacket to keep you warm while flying, because it's cold as fukk at higher altitudes. Also, you'd need to keep a pair of goggles with you, so that debri doesn't fly in your eye. You can't get rich from this...unless you join the circus (be part of the balancing act, but really be flying), or try out on xfactor, or some shyt.
Reading minds: This power is one of the best powers up there. Reading minds isn't just reading the CURRENT thought of a person; it's reading everything in their brain. You could easily get rich from this. Winning game shows. Completing college without trying. Moving up the corporate ladder because you know what your boss wants. Also, think of the social use. You could pull any chick! Or, at least you'd know which chick is down to fukk on a Saturday night out!
The only problem is, you're slightly defenseless in a tight spot. I mean, I guess you can read someones actions pretty well in a fight, so you could technically counter their movements if you think / read their minds fast enough....but against a gun, you're pretty fukked. So, I guess you can't be too reckless with your power.Shapeshifting into animals: This one kind of sucks. I mean, it would make your everyday life EASIER....but over using it could get your ass shot. You could shift into a bird and fly to school / work. That would be neat, I guess. Obvisously, you could beat someones ass if they fukked with you. You could turn into a mouse, and get access into a building that you usually couldn't. I guess you could try to sneak into a bank a night.....but those cameras would have the government on your ass. They'd be looking for a human your height and weight, that can turn into green animals. Beast boy ass nikka. lol
Run at the speed of light: Best power on here. To get money, you can steal art / jewelry / money, just like being invisible. But this time, you'd be able to defend yourself if you get caught! You could dodge bullets with ease! No need to fear a damn thing, because you'd move too fast for anyone to fukk with you. Just keep a mask on and you'd never get caught! lol
The ability to phase through things: This is a nice power. To get rich, you could steal, just like speed and invisibility. And if you got caught, just phase through the cuffs....or better yet...resist arrest, and let the bullets phase through you!! Just like with speed, keep a mask on and you'd never get caught!
The ability to lift and move things with your mind: This power is the definition of attention whore. You wouldn't be able to do much without causing attention. I mean, yeah...it's neat.....but your reaction speed would have to be something serious in order to beat a gun. Also, someone could sneak up behind you and shoot you. I know everyone wants to cosplay as Magneto....but in reality you wouldn't be able to win against cops with guns. They'd open fire, and you MAY stop some bullets with you powers....but it's hard to account for every bullet. You can move things with your mind....doesn't mean your fast enough to see a bullet, Neyo. I don't see a way to make money and be able to spend it. Too much attention would be drawn to get the money. Even if you became a star off of your powers. Too much attention!!
Ability to heal: This power would be awesome, until everyone in the world ends up at your front doorstep, talm'bout, "can you heal me or not, nikka?". That shyt would get old, quick. Of course, I'm sure you could make money from it. You'd just open a shop...or something. You'd probably live long as fukk with this power, too. You and your family members / friends would live long as fukk! Every time anyone you know caught a cold, you'd just zap that shyt out of them!!!
I think I had too much fun typing this stupid shyt.
I'd choose speed, by the way.
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I'll settle for yellow but if we could choose anything, it would be telepathy hands down. The thought of myself 
inside peoples' heads, talkin' to 'em and making them do outrageous shyt like a black, demonic Professor X 
. I will fukk Conan O'Brien's life up just for the fun of it
"You know you ain't shyt, right?
Yeah, you know it. Look atcha, you worthless muthafukka, you 
. Run along and make me a 10 course meal before I make you run naked in these streets until ya feet fall off " 
Man, real life ain't shyt
inside peoples' heads, talkin' to 'em and making them do outrageous shyt like a black, demonic Professor X . I will fukk Conan O'Brien's life up just for the fun of it"You know you ain't shyt, right?
Yeah, you know it. Look atcha, you worthless muthafukka, you . Run along and make me a 10 course meal before I make you run naked in these streets until ya feet fall off " Man, real life ain't shyt
Gunshi
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Invisibility: To make money, you'd have to rob banks / jewelry stores. You can make your clothes invisible, but it says nothing about making the bag that you're carrying invisible. The cameras that catch you will see a floating bag, floating towards the exit.
most of us was thinkin bout stealin dat p*ssy instead of money...
Yellow- Knowledge is power. I am already a natural mind manipulator but if I knew what people were thinking exactly I would be at a severe advantage and several steps ahead of them. I don't play checkers, I play chess. 
Red- I am cocky like that so I would want people to see who is doing whatever to them so no need to be invisible
Blue- da fukk I wanna fly for?
Green-
. This some shyt a little whiteboy would want to do
Orange- Again, why would I need to run that fast? I want you to see me and I dont run from people.
Purple- This would be my second choice,..the shyt I would be doing I would want to phase thru walls or have bullets phase thru me
Grey- I can't think of a thing I would want to move. If I cared I would only move heavy objects like a truck trapped on top of a another car with a family trapped underneath but I would care less about a trapped family
Pink- I wouldn't care to heal anyone much less piss on them if they were on fire. Thats just me. I go for self. I give no fukks about people so I wouldnt be healing people.
Red- I am cocky like that so I would want people to see who is doing whatever to them so no need to be invisible
Blue- da fukk I wanna fly for?
Green-
. This some shyt a little whiteboy would want to doOrange- Again, why would I need to run that fast? I want you to see me and I dont run from people.
Purple- This would be my second choice,..the shyt I would be doing I would want to phase thru walls or have bullets phase thru me
Grey- I can't think of a thing I would want to move. If I cared I would only move heavy objects like a truck trapped on top of a another car with a family trapped underneath but I would care less about a trapped family
Pink- I wouldn't care to heal anyone much less piss on them if they were on fire. Thats just me. I go for self. I give no fukks about people so I wouldnt be healing people.
Techniec
Drugs and Kalashnikovs
Exactly
Turning invisible will allow you to see a broads p*ssy
Knowing her thoughts wil get you in them guts
Man, that's a tough question...GREAT THREAD
For me, it'd have to be between blue (flying) and yellow(mind reading)...I always wanted to fly since I was a lil' Da President... but I'm also very into what people are thinking...now I could just know, and know with 100% honesty...a lot of trouble could come outta that (cuz I'd look at EVERY bad chick and MADE SURE they saw me lol)
Funny, now that invisibility sounds really good and the animal thing sounds good as well...the mind reading and invisibility you could come into a LOT of bread (illegal or legal) tho...
For me, it'd have to be between blue (flying) and yellow(mind reading)...I always wanted to fly since I was a lil' Da President... but I'm also very into what people are thinking...now I could just know, and know with 100% honesty...a lot of trouble could come outta that (cuz I'd look at EVERY bad chick and MADE SURE they saw me lol)
Funny, now that invisibility sounds really good and the animal thing sounds good as well...the mind reading and invisibility you could come into a LOT of bread (illegal or legal) tho...