Yup that’s how I felt when I heard it. Old man can’t make up his mind and is flighty as hell
Where is the intensity? (First time watching wrestling in years)
- Thread starter Lewis Black
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Yup that’s how I felt when I heard it. Old man can’t make up his mind and is flighty as hell
TransJenner
Banned
Yeah shyt sucks now
I can’t even watch it with people
I tried to once and the new day started twerking
This soft ass generation
I can’t even watch it with people
I tried to once and the new day started twerking
This soft ass generation
yeah channel surfing I catch my good friend raw. Watched a Roman promo and it was brutal.
1. Where is the instesity? Roman reigns was fighting backstage and the commentators were like
“ wow there really going at it“
Then pure silence for a good minute
“Wow things are heating up“
Awful just awful they sounded like they don’t wanna be there.
Bonus: kurt angle came out and he was talking with Roman reigns shyt sounded so forced.
Kurt: don’t do it..... it’s wrong
Roman: I gotta do.... what I gotta do
Kurt: no Roman
Roman: I must...do it
AquaCityBoy
Veteran
I believe it.
Rumor was that was the same thing that happened to Mauro on Smackdown.
Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Where are those marks who said Big Dave was wrong about the watered-down product making people nostalgic for the past on the Network?
You doing it wrong breh
NJPW:
DDT:
MLW:
CHIKARA:
It's out there breh. Now in the WWE despite a few dope matches in the cracks of bullshyt.
If you want pure fukkery and good matches and a fun wrestling experience all in one place
become a Believer
Yup I believe it. And makes perfect sense why Trips would want him on NXT because Trips is an old school guy
Golayitdown
Veteran
JR: "Austin is on his way to the building"
Young Me:
Makes a difference man. The more engaged they are with the product, the more I am as a viewer. When they lame out, it puts me to sleep. JR and Gorilla didn't care what the match was or the story being told, they gave everything the same level of attention and passion.
Box Cutta
Bumbling Sidekick
They want The Brand to be the star. They don't want anything or anyone getting bigger than The Brand. Heat/Intensity/Emotion/Passion = No no's.
Everyone is doing their jobs perfectly.
Everyone is doing their jobs perfectly.
Lewis Black
Superstar
JR: "Austin is on his way to the building"
Young Me:
With this playing in the background
Norrin Radd
To me, my board!
Half the time now I got Raw playing in the background now while I'm doing other shyt and the lack of enthusiasm from the commentators makes it seem like it they're doing the same thing 
Half the time now I got Raw playing in the background now while I'm doing other shyt and the lack of enthusiasm from the commentators makes it seem like it they're doing the same thing
They're working on catch phrases and monikers.
"The big dog!"
"It's Boss time!"
"The lunatic fringe!"
"The Architect!"
"The Rockstar!"
"The Cock Knocker!"
"The Basura!"
"The Way We Were!"
"The Ides of March!"
"The Five Dollar Footlong!"
"The Quack Attack is back Jack!"
Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
i think booker t actually said this
Yup, these sum it up almost entirely. They're so focused on "telling a story" and presenting themselves as a legitimate sport that tuy ended up emulating Joe Buck calling Browns/Bengals in the middle of December.
It's like we're going through that weird post Jordan era of the NBA where it was clear that Stern didn't want any one star growing to be bigger than the league again. They seem so afraid to let any one call by an announcer or any one wrestler reach the height of being a real moment in culture that they're in the middle of fukking themselves over. shyt is crazy.