Jesus H. Christ
I died for your sins
Ain't no fukking way 
and then slamming the door too.
and then slamming the door too.
When likkle man don’t get a PS5
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Yea I remember I went on a campaign in 98 for a N64 and I ended up getting a a damn playstation, ironically. I was tight lmao.
Like damn I done showed this woman the box the games and everything, how she fukk this up.
Turns out my biological father had bought it for me. Didn’t find out till I was a grown as man
If this ain't some Fresh Prince shyt, I do not know of such a story
.When the revelations hit that you got to play NBA games in polygons instead of NintenGOAT 64 bit textures:
I got a PSX for christmas launch year which is what i wanted.Yea I remember I went on a campaign in 98 for a N64 and I ended up getting a a damn playstation, ironically. I was tight lmao.
Like damn I done showed this woman the box the games and everything, how she fukk this up.
Turns out my biological father had bought it for me. Didn’t find out till I was a grown as man
But the only game i got with it was Ray Man. Seen everybody else playing tekken and ridge racer NBA Jam, and all i had was this cartoon fukker with no arms and legs. Still don’t know what the fukk my dad was thinking
Had to pretend i was excited and enjoying that shyt for like 4 months till i got a good game.
Gizmo_Duck
blathering blatherskite!
If this ain't some Fresh Prince shyt, I do not know of such a story
When the revelations hit that you got to play NBA games in polygons instead of NintenGOAT 64 bit textures:
I saw my parents wrapping my N64 the night before
I was walking around like
For the next 12 hours
And now all he got to show for it is a broke ps4 slim
Lol. Kids def have PS5 since they got a PS5 box and also you see a PS5 controller on the floor. Kids need to smarten up and realized it's a prank since the PS5 controller is on the floor.
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Bruh I think I had monopoly, frogger and crash bandicoot.I got a PSX for christmas launch year which is what i wanted.
But the only game i got with it was Ray Man. Seen everybody else playing tekken and ridge racer NBA Jam, and all i had was this cartoon fukker with no arms and legs. Still don’t know what the fukk my dad was thinking
Had to pretend i was excited and enjoying that shyt for like 4 months till i got a good game.
I saw my parents wrapping my N64 the night before
I was walking around like
For the next 12 hours
You took it back to when I begged my mom and em for GTA with the London expansion pack for the PS1. In the back room, there was a shyt load of presents. I did a sneaky and put a nick in the gift wrapping and saw the yellow shirt pixel. Marsupial went like:
I saw my parents wrapping my N64 the night before
I was walking around like
For the next 12 hours
I remember my father forgot to lock the closet door cause he had a box of porn tapes then me and my brother found PS1 and FF7, Jet Motor, and Tekken 3 for Christmas in the closet. Me and my brothers were like
and we couldn't sleep all-day
Mine would have put me up for adoption in Hong Kong or some shyt
Dead at this thread. These jokes 
YakSpiller
Veteran
shyt is obviously fake. Y’all believe anything.
YakSpiller
Veteran
Because it’s staged like every fukking video on social media.
People are addicted to trying to go viral.
I can't even fathom reacting like that to anything my people bought me.
I got a PSX for christmas launch year which is what i wanted.
But the only game i got with it was Ray Man. Seen everybody else playing tekken and ridge racer NBA Jam, and all i had was this cartoon fukker with no arms and legs. Still don’t know what the fukk my dad was thinking
Had to pretend i was excited and enjoying that shyt for like 4 months till i got a good game.
I had got Rayman too
I ain’t want that shyt
