he sees one of those ancestry.com commericals, decides to google fathers name.......
he's browsing the archives of WSHH one day ... halfway down Page 12,384 ... "2 Teenagers Killed After Making This Music Video Exposing Local Girls They Smashed In Baton Rouge! (One Said They Skeeted On Another Man's Baby?)"
him: time for some "back in the day" fukkery
*watches video*
him: YO! he didn't have to say THAT! but this song kinda GOES
*reads into story further*
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"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"