When did it become cool for a grown ass man to not be able to bench press 75% of his weight?

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yall bet not be them dudes that be all hype bout arms

but be skipping the fukk outta leg days:skip:


be in the gym in a tank top but have on sweat pants cause u ashamed of how skinny ya legs are:bryan:



or be in the gym with your girl and her thighs and calves are bigger than yours:huhldup:
That's mostly due to genetics, I know guys with small legs that can squat big weight, but with most guys you are correct
 
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Let me paint a picture for you

I walk up to you and your wife, I grab her hand gently and tell her

"Hey baby girl, what are you doing with this sucker? If me and him were locked up in the same cell I'd have him hand washing my socks and underwear"

Your wife laughs flirtatiously and puts her hand on my chest while saying "boi stop, you're so silly"

She then looks at you as if she's a lost and hungry child in need of leadership and direction.

Instead of checking me, you tell her "hey honey, let's go. Love and hip hop starts in 30 mins and I don't wanna miss the beginning. Can you go get the car? You're faster than me"

I walk your wife to the garage while she gets the car. I slide her my business card and tell her to hit me up when she's free.

You know what happens next. :smugfavre:


situation continued:

Your wife hits me up

I come to the crib, she gives me the best head EVER. I strap up and I'm knocking it out the frame

You come home and catch us in bed. I haven't got my nut yet and I don't respect you as a man so I keep going.

You start crying like a little girl and you run to the closet to grab your gun.

You try to shoot me, but the tears in your eyes are messing with your vision, you're too weak to handle to kickback on the gun, and I'm thrusting so fast that you can't catch me. You try to shoot me, you miss and fall over. I pull my pistol out and shoot you while I'm hitting your wife from the back.

You die, your wife collects the insurance money and buys me a luxury car.


You see that right there? THATS why I care.

Yo WTF?!!!:russ::dead:
 

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A grown ass man wouldn't give a shyt about fitting in or trying to impress other people. Do you think anybody really gives a fukk about what you are worried about? Probably started lifting weights because people made fun of you too. :snoop:


You already lost giving into your insecurity and letting it define you as a person. That's the worst thing you can do.
 

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why you worrying about what other men are doing?
When weak men reproduce, they have weak children...The more weak children around, the greater the odds your own children will also be weak...

Once we are born, the environment has a larger impact on our development than our genes...A weak environment can actually weaken your genes...
 

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Bold ain't going to work now or ever. First you sounding like a chick on some motivate you. Whatever you want period you gotta motivate yourself. Second don't ever say that beyond wack "that's the problem with black people". Nope that's the problem with you not a whole race of people fam. Lastly almost everybody clowns for cats being not as good as them in something. That's life don't go all weak sauce and definitely don't be kicking the definite chick like "uplift one another" stuff. If you want something bad enough you'll be motivated enough and you'll then run into cats that can/will help.

Think about it if dudes trying to get some p*ssy do they need nikkas to uplift and motivate them? Same shyt applies with everything else. Don't try to put your lack of motivation on others.
ok I'm not looking for anyone to motivate me with anything. I know that starts with yourself. But to sit there and say that's some chick shyt to want motivation is stupid. Everybody can use it in all aspects of life. Also, my point about us black people is still valid. If it weren't, we wouldn't be in this fukked up position that we're in right now on this country. Look at the the Jews, the Asian, shyt, even the cacs. They have what they have economically and etc because they work collectively as a unit in their communities. We have this crabs in a barrel, and every nikka for himself mentality and that's why we're not shyt and won't be shyt in this country. But carry on, keep thinking on a smaller scale brehs
 
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A grown ass man wouldn't give a shyt about fitting in or trying to impress other people. Do you think anybody really gives a fukk about what you are worried about? Probably started lifting weights because people made fun of you too. :snoop:


You already lost giving into your insecurity and letting it define you as a person. That's the worst thing you can do.
You're welcome for the advice :umad:
 

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131 :huhldup::huhldup: I hope you like 5'6 breh

But yeah it's not like nikka's like being skinny, its not like nikka's like being fat. It's just getting motivated and getting over that hump to change your life is the hard part.


Edit: To add to this shyt. Instead of you brolic nikka's coming thru and clowning and roasting frail nikka's, why don't y'all use your knowledge to help educate and motivate brotha's on here. That's the problem with black people today. Its easy to flex and clown others for being less than you, but don't nobody want to help encourage and uplift one another. Just my 3 cents nikka

not clowning frail dudes bro

it's all relative, thats why i put a percentage instead of a set weight

if you only weigh 100 pounds then try to hit 75
 

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@Malta I need an official pass on this one, signed and notarized by you

I got a body like Nairo Quintana and Mo Farah that's been tested in chokes and arm locks on cracked cobblestone of Rio de Janeiro

benching isn't for me, I'm running hills :dame:

but I salute those that weren't cursed with gangly arms that can throw up city blocks on a bench :obama:
 
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