When did it become cool for a grown ass man to not be able to bench press 75% of his weight?

[Trinidpl]

Let me paint a picture for you

I walk up to you and your wife, I grab her hand gently and tell her

"Hey baby girl, what are you doing with this sucker? If me and him were locked up in the same cell I'd have him hand washing my socks and underwear"

Your wife laughs flirtatiously and puts her hand on my chest while saying "boi stop, you're so silly"

She then looks at you as if she's a lost and hungry child in need of leadership and direction.

Instead of checking me, you tell her "hey honey, let's go. Love and hip hop starts in 30 mins and I don't wanna miss the beginning. Can you go get the car? You're faster than me"

I walk your wife to the garage while she gets the car. I slide her my business card and tell her to hit me up when she's free.

You know what happens next.


situation continued:

Your wife hits me up

I come to the crib, she gives me the best head EVER. I strap up and I'm knocking it out the frame

You come home and catch us in bed. I haven't got my nut yet and I don't respect you as a man so I keep going.

You start crying like a little girl and you run to the closet to grab your gun.

You try to shoot me, but the tears in your eyes are messing with your vision, you're too weak to handle to kickback on the gun, and I'm thrusting so fast that you can't catch me. You try to shoot me, you miss and fall over. I pull my pistol out and shoot you while I'm hitting your wife from the back.

You die, your wife collects the insurance money and buys me a luxury car.


You see that right there? THATS why I care.

. That's the frail mentality sucka shyt. Mthafcka be frail as fukk nowdays . I be looking at these mothafckas like. I mean i dnt underestimate anybody because the skinniest nikka can knock anybody out

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Unless you run into an athletic muthafukka, then you gon have problems

This... Naturally athletic> than being fit when it comes to fistercuffs....

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Unless you run into an athletic muthafukka, then you gon have problems

This... Naturally athletic> than being fit when it comes to fistercuffs....

 

[Houston911]

. That's the frail mentality sucka shyt. Mthafcka be frail as fukk nowdays . I be looking at these mothafckas like. I mean i dnt underestimate anybody because the skinniest nikka can knock anybody out

there are some 115 pound mexicans in houston that would knock me the f*ck out

these dudes in here think it's ok that their girl can beat them in arm wrestling though

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

We date thick girls around here

you must be a basketball player slim type dude

i got defensive end legs

i aint fukking with a broad legs bigger than mines

cause she would have to be short and obese
or on steriods hgh and have a fat transfer to her thighs


your legs are the foundation

if your legs slimmer than your gurls
then she legit can slam you

 

[Trinidpl]

there are some 115 pound mexicans in houston that would knock me the f*ck out

these dudes in here think it's ok that their girl can beat them in arm wrestling though

shyt is crazy nowdays.

 

[Trinidpl]

there are some 115 pound mexicans in houston that would knock me the f*ck out

these dudes in here think it's ok that their girl can beat them in arm wrestling though

shyt is crazy nowdays.

 

[miranda]

Where are the feminists to make sense of this. @miranda

I don't find it attractive. Has nothing to do with me being a feminist

I've lost too much weight myself, and I struggle to bench more than 120lbs. Nothing about that makes me proud...

I'm currently 131lbs and it makes me angry....



Any man proud of that needs to be ashamed of himself.

6', 130 lbs.

PM me

 

[Pazzy]

Sounds good until nikkas like this run up on 'em.




Listen, if you're a young handsome cat you may be able to get away with being out the gym. As you age though man, the only way to really keep on point is to work on that physique and unless you're unbelievably handsome you gotta be in the gym.



45's on leg press

Ain't nothing special. Move up the the 100 pounders little boy.

You need

Sounds good until nikkas like this run up on 'em.




Listen, if you're a young handsome cat you may be able to get away with being out the gym. As you age though man, the only way to really keep on point is to work on that physique and unless you're unbelievably handsome you gotta be in the gym.



45's on leg press

Ain't nothing special. Move up the the 100 pounders little boy.

You need to realize that men and women do not think the same.

 

[Pazzy]

Sounds good until nikkas like this run up on 'em.




Listen, if you're a young handsome cat you may be able to get away with being out the gym. As you age though man, the only way to really keep on point is to work on that physique and unless you're unbelievably handsome you gotta be in the gym.



45's on leg press

Ain't nothing special. Move up the the 100 pounders little boy.

You need

Sounds good until nikkas like this run up on 'em.




Listen, if you're a young handsome cat you may be able to get away with being out the gym. As you age though man, the only way to really keep on point is to work on that physique and unless you're unbelievably handsome you gotta be in the gym.



45's on leg press

Ain't nothing special. Move up the the 100 pounders little boy.

You need to realize that men and women do not think the same.

 

[SheWantTheD]

they dont hear you though. these dudes dont want to know how to fight. dont want to have to be expected to be able to defend their families and want women to be the ones who approach them.
you cant tell me theres not grandfathers rolling in their graves in disgust.

I know you ain't talking about me. I took up boxing right after high school. Not for some chivalry bs though, but because I like the sport. If it came down to it though, I would throw hands for my future family.

 

[wickedsm]

I know you ain't talking about me. I took up boxing right after high school. Not for some chivalry bs though, but because I like the sport. If it came down to it though, I would throw hands for my future family.

wasnt talking about you, cant be if you would throw hands for your future family.

we got dudes on here that would watch while they mamma got mugged and be on some "well she must have said something to deserve it" type mess
or "well shes just gonna go out in public again and risk gettin mugged again"
type shyt

 

[wickedsm]

I know you ain't talking about me. I took up boxing right after high school. Not for some chivalry bs though, but because I like the sport. If it came down to it though, I would throw hands for my future family.

wasnt talking about you, cant be if you would throw hands for your future family.

we got dudes on here that would watch while they mamma got mugged and be on some "well she must have said something to deserve it" type mess
or "well shes just gonna go out in public again and risk gettin mugged again"
type shyt

 

[The Oracle]

these threads remind me of when fat people lose weight and immediately start shytting on fat people

it's like they are disgusted by their former selves and they need to shyt on them to remind them to never go back or something

i could be wrong but that cuckold story was WAY too specific and detailed and long

 

[4North1Side2]

As a avid gym rat for years, I don't give a single fukk what the next man does. This is some straight up clown shyt.