the_FUTURE
Superstar
Swagless
Cultureless
Corny
Live in a country thats 93% cac Canabreh
Horrible accent
Claim your parents country because the one your born in is the epitome of lameness
No cultural contribution to the world whatsoever
95% of your country lives within an hour of the USA border
Jock American lingo then claim you got ya own style, zeen
Proceed to use Jamaican patios whilst still having afromentioned horrible Canadian cac infused accent
Have a reputation for being anti-social by visitors to your cities
Have the only city that's popping not want to claim alligence to Canada and speak an entire different language
Hate on Americans yet secretly wish you parents birthed you in Mia,NYC,Philly,DC,etc.etc.etc.etc.
Bring up how your cousins stay in Detroit or Buffalo or Brooklyn and you visit them from time to time with your Canadian friends back home some you can seem more "down" or like you been in the "trenches".
The Great Canadian experience
you're FAHOWL for that Jamaican one