Whats The Worse ***** You've Had?

[BlvdBrawler]

I had a pussc that was too tight a couple of times. That wasn't very comfortable for either of us, so we just stopped.

Then I had this one girl with no walls at all. Couldn't feel shyt. But she was nasty with it so the sex was still good.

 

[twan83]

Thats easy and i wish i would forget but i cant

Saw my jumpoff at the club with some dudes hollering at her i was only out cuz its was my friends birthday. So i was like i want some ass tonite and want some good quality and not in mood to pull a new one so i called her over and she knew whats up them dudes were mad as fukk cuz couldn't seal the deal and i got her that easily to stay with me the rest of the night

We go back to my place in the barracks looking forward to breaking her back as usual she had some sexy bra and underwear on

Im beating it up but something wasn't right. That smell. So i briefly stopped and yell at my roommate spray some febreeze man it stinks you farted and he was like NA HOMIE IT AINT ME I WAS BOUT TO ASK YOU DO THE SAME THING.

So im sitting her confused like fukk it just keep beating it up and it got worse so i decided to put my finger up in her to play it off to see if it was her and when i did and i brought it back up near my nose I DAMN NEAR PASSED OUT.

I got out of her real quick and told her WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR shyt IT SMELLS LIKE A DEAD PERSON. She didn't know what was wrong and said it started YESTERDAY and im like and you failed to get that looked at

GTFO

hopped in the shower trying to STERILIZE MY dikk cleaned that shyt for a while and even went to SICK CALL to make sure i ain't catch shyt.

She called me later saying sorry i just had a YEAST INFECTION

 

[RajWatts]

Thats easy and i wish i would forget but i cant

Saw my jumpoff at the club with some dudes hollering at her i was only out cuz its was my friends birthday. So i was like i want some ass tonite and want some good quality and not in mood to pull a new one so i called her over and she knew whats up them dudes were mad as fukk cuz couldn't seal the deal and i got her that easily to stay with me the rest of the night

We go back to my place in the barracks looking forward to breaking her back as usual she had some sexy bra and underwear on

Im beating it up but something wasn't right. That smell. So i briefly stopped and yell at my roommate spray some febreeze man it stinks you farted and he was like NA HOMIE IT AINT ME I WAS BOUT TO ASK YOU DO THE SAME THING.

So im sitting her confused like fukk it just keep beating it up and it got worse so i decided to put my finger up in her to play it off to see if it was her and when i did and i brought it back up near my nose I DAMN NEAR PASSED OUT.

I got out of her real quick and told her WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR shyt IT SMELLS LIKE A DEAD PERSON. She didn't know what was wrong and said it started YESTERDAY and im like and you failed to get that looked at

GTFO

hopped in the shower trying to STERILIZE MY dikk cleaned that shyt for a while and even went to SICK CALL to make sure i ain't catch shyt.

She called me later saying sorry i just had a YEAST INFECTION

 

[twan83]

Trust me thats how i felt

 

[Heafcliffe]

if it wuz ducktales i wouldnt of spent 45 dollars at quest diagnostics gettin that bloodwork done three months later . ..

took you dat long?!?!? Sheeeeeiiiiiiittttttttt! Next day!!

 

[Silkk]

Yup and she was a young chick too. I get in that thang and it just falls in. I trynna hit a wall, nothing she aint moaning or nothing. She's looking at me like
After ten mins it got quiet and i stopped. She said i know my shyt aint like it used to be Im used to having sex alot with my baby daddy . It was quiet drive home too she kept calling i never picked up

 

[Silkk]

I had a pussc that was too tight a couple of times. That wasn't very comfortable for either of us, so we just stopped.
Then I had this one girl with no walls at all. Couldn't feel shyt. But she was nasty with it so the sex was still good.

S/O To The Dumbass From Earlier