Whats The Worse ***** You've Had?

Fmju

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I've never had bad p*ssy cuz I always got my nut, but I've encountered some foul odors afterwards
 

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2 come to mind

- this chunky Eskimo/native chick I met in a club in Victoria island, Canada. I fucced her on the floor in the bathroom of the hotel room me and my boys had cause my boys was takin turns on this cambodian chick we met earlier and her white friend. I don't know if the p*ssy was worn out of just big but I couldn't feel shyt. I fukked her for about 15 minutes and gave up, bought her back in the room and sat on the couch as she gave me head. Then one of my boys said somethin that pissed the cambodian chick off so bad her and her friend put their clothes back on and left. My boy turned around wit his dikk in his hand so I got up off the couch, he walked over and stuck his dikk in her mouth, then she sucked 2 out of the other 3 homies, then we left her in the room

- I fukked the chunky Dominican chick a few times back in high school, first chick I ever had swallow. She popped up at the crib one day wit 2 other chicks, but she was there for my lil brother. I didnt care, I started throwing bait at the lightskinned chick she was wit but she wasn't biting, the other chick was a slightly below average brownskinned chick. Since lite n brite wasn't tryin to hear me I went in my brothers room and told the Dominican chick she wasn't gonna leave me on stuck, she said the brown skinned chick had already told her she wanted to fukk me. I walked back in my room, looked at the chick and said "so what's up we gone do this?". She didn't even say yeah she just started takin her clothes off, she was loose as hell but she was still acting like she couldn't take it, digging her nails in my arms and shyt. I let her ride for about 20 minutes and faked a nut, never saw her again after that
 

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I had some what I call ghost p*ssy before, the bytch had no bite to her p*ssy. I'm decently hung and she was moaning but I couldn't hardly feel anything and I had to do some triathlon cardio in that puzzy to get my due.

The next time we met, I did an experiment and my whole hand was in that puzzy with no stress and she didn't even realize it. Them tall skinny joints always have some big p*ssy on em.

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oh man, i will never forget that shyt. back in high school, it was after a night of clubbing at carbon in nyc. bytch from a neighboring town was there partying w us. i was on a few hits of e and drinking. she somehow ended up coming back to my parents' house w me after and we got right to it. i threw a hat on and started hammering away. the odor hit me but i couldn't fully process what was going on because i was so mangled on drugs and booze. i must have nutted and passed out shortly after. i woke up the next day w the condom still on, she was gone, but the smell was still there.... everywhere :snoop:. i can't even begin to describe the lengths, measures and methods i spent the next day going thru to rid my room and body of the smell :huhldup:. [emilio lopez]the smell will haunt my dreams forever[/mr deeds].
 

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worst i ever had

to sum..it was a craigslist encounter...chick had no walls...couldn't ride for shyt...soggy oatmeal for a stomach with saggy titties...crotch area had big ass red bumps which she passed off as razor bumps :huhldup:..saw those i went limp immediately like there was no coming back....i thought i caught a STD off that...thankfully nothing showed on the subsequent test results...after that craigslist was just used for deals and shyt
 

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Yup and she was a young chick too. I get in that thang and it just falls in. I trynna hit a wall, nothing she aint moaning or nothing. She's looking at me like :mjpls:
After ten mins it got quiet and i stopped. She said i know my shyt aint like it used to be Im used to having sex alot with my baby daddy . It was quiet drive home too she kept calling i never picked up :childplease:
 
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