Whats The Worse ***** You've Had?

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I think the worse ive had was due to the condom. Couldnt feel shyt that time, still got my nut tho :mjpls:


How many of yall have had some Dry/Loose/Too Tight :trash: ?
 
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I had some what I call ghost p*ssy before, the bytch had no bite to her p*ssy. I'm decently hung and she was moaning but I couldn't hardly feel anything and I had to do some triathlon cardio in that puzzy to get my due.

The next time we met, I did an experiment and my whole hand was in that puzzy with no stress and she didn't even realize it. Them tall skinny joints always have some big p*ssy on em.
 
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If you fuccn nothing but loose demonic bytches of course you cant relate
 
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bich i knew i seen at a bar at closing time talkin to two older dudes that look like they just came out tha pen - she looked dazed-n-confused and come walkin up to me and say 'just take me home im too fukked up to drive' = = = drove off - - went in tha bich apt - - - typical bougie hoe playin dumb - 'u wanna watch some tv before u go?" - - i say nah im good what up - - she say well lets go get comfortable in tha other room - - i go lay on da bed - strip down to boxers - - she in da bathroom right there - - i realize after a couple minutes she takin a shyt - - i hear da toilet flush and no hands gettin washed - - door open up and i can see right before the light flick off... dis bich had da XXL hand-pump bottle of lube right on da back of da sink - - she come out butt-naked - - azz flatter den a box of cheerios - - titties wuz bigg but who give a fukk - - - she pull my dikk out and say 'watch how a real bytch handle this' . . . she try and deep-throat it on da first try and end up pullin back real fast gaggin - then she burp real loud and try to play it off and drop dat thang on me raw - - - it slide in like a rainy day - -- something aint smell right in da air - -- and she aint have no riddim - - pogo-bouncin like becky mcdevitt - - what killed it wuz she leaned in to try kissin me and da bich fukkin weave fell off and she act like it aint shyt .. toss dat shyt over to da side and knock a beer bottle off her dresser . . . i took like a sign from upstairs and flipped her over and told her "that shyt too good ma i aint ready yet" and just piston-fukt them titties and buss all over her face. . .and told her i gotta go pick somebody up at da bus station . . .. . bich had da nerve to look at me wit da lady and da tramp spaghetti face and say " u cant eat a bich before u go?". . . . . i said nah i aint hungry and left . ..
 
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koyaanisqatsi said:
bich i knew i seen at a bar at closing time talkin to two older dudes that look like they just came out tha pen - she looked dazed-n-confused and come walkin up to me and say 'just take me home im too fukked up to drive' = = = drove off - - went in tha bich apt - - - typical bougie hoe playin dumb - 'u wanna watch some tv before u go?" - - i say nah im good what up - - she say well lets go get comfortable in tha other room - - i go lay on da bed - strip down to boxers - - she in da bathroom right there - - i realize after a couple minutes she takin a shyt - - i hear da toilet flush and no hands gettin washed - - door open up and i can see right before the light flick off... dis bich had da XXL hand-pump bottle of lube right on da back of da sink - - she come out butt-naked - - azz flatter den a box of cheerios - - titties wuz bigg but who give a fukk - - - she pull my dikk out and say 'watch how a real bytch handle this' . . . she try and deep-throat it on da first try and end up pullin back real fast gaggin - then she burp real loud and try to play it off and drop dat thang on me raw - - - it slide in like a rainy day - -- something aint smell right in da air - -- and she aint have no riddim - - pogo-bouncin like becky mcdevitt - - what killed it wuz she leaned in to try kissin me and da bich fukkin weave fell off and she act like it aint shyt .. toss dat shyt over to da side and knock a beer bottle off her dresser . . . i took like a sign from upstairs and flipped her over and told her "that shyt too good ma i aint ready yet" and just piston-fukt them titties and buss all over her face. . .and told her i gotta go pick somebody up at da bus station . . .. . bich had da nerve to look at me wit da lady and da tramp spaghetti face and say " u cant eat a bich before u go?". . . . . i said nah i aint hungry and left . ..
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koyaanisqatsi said:
bich i knew i seen at a bar at closing time talkin to two older dudes that look like they just came out tha pen - she looked dazed-n-confused and come walkin up to me and say 'just take me home im too fukked up to drive' = = = drove off - - went in tha bich apt - - - typical bougie hoe playin dumb - 'u wanna watch some tv before u go?" - - i say nah im good what up - - she say well lets go get comfortable in tha other room - - i go lay on da bed - strip down to boxers - - she in da bathroom right there - - i realize after a couple minutes she takin a shyt - - i hear da toilet flush and no hands gettin washed - - door open up and i can see right before the light flick off... dis bich had da XXL hand-pump bottle of lube right on da back of da sink - - she come out butt-naked - - azz flatter den a box of cheerios - - titties wuz bigg but who give a fukk - - - she pull my dikk out and say 'watch how a real bytch handle this' . . . she try and deep-throat it on da first try and end up pullin back real fast gaggin - then she burp real loud and try to play it off and drop dat thang on me raw - - - it slide in like a rainy day - -- something aint smell right in da air - -- and she aint have no riddim - - pogo-bouncin like becky mcdevitt - - what killed it wuz she leaned in to try kissin me and da bich fukkin weave fell off and she act like it aint shyt .. toss dat shyt over to da side and knock a beer bottle off her dresser . . . i took like a sign from upstairs and flipped her over and told her "that shyt too good ma i aint ready yet" and just piston-fukt them titties and buss all over her face. . .and told her i gotta go pick somebody up at da bus station . . .. . bich had da nerve to look at me wit da lady and da tramp spaghetti face and say " u cant eat a bich before u go?". . . . . i said nah i aint hungry and left . ..
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:russ: this shyt too wild to be ducktales :laff:
 
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