whats the worse hotel/motel you ever stayed in?

[skeetsinternal]

This $20 for 30min joint on route 22 am sure @skeetsinternal knows which one am talkin bout, no homo, shyt was the worst

Doors ain't lock
There was cig burns in the sheets in a no smoking room
The door didn't lock
Ac blew heat
Sink only ran cold water


And keep in mind I've slept in hotels In third world countries

Sound like the Motor Lodge next to Chucky Cheese. Its a $20 joint on 1n9 owned by some dotheads...basically a mattress in a trailer and some paper towels to wipe up after...this place was the worst. Better off fukking in a gas station restroom (which I have)

 

[patscorpio]

this piece of shyt place - Hawaii Hotel - Home

they misplaced our online reservations when we first touched down, we argued with this lion-o looking homosexual for like 30 mins before they got it right
old ass tvs
shotty wireless connection
stains on the gotdamn bed
no ironing board
they didn't have enough towels for the whole hotel so it got to the point where me and my boy had to hide the towels when housekeeping came so they didn't take them
parking meters in their personal parking lot
fridge didn't work

ive stayed in hotels/motels in foreign countries and in chains ran by Indians (dothead) and I never had as much problems as I did in comparison to this gotdamn hotel

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

Never stayed at a shytty hotel

This

 

[NotaPAWG]

ugh, this one hotel off the highway in North Carolina.. don't even remember where exactly it was or what it was called.. but i hadn't slept in a day and was driving back from South Florida to Mass, and I was falling asleep at the wheel. So I got off at the nearest exist and found the only hotel in a close enough vicinity.. It was def a hooker, drug use type hotel.. i paid 30 bucks. walked in the room, starting gagging from the smell.. put a chair up against the door cause I was scared as fukk..didn't even want to sit on the bed.. after standing there for 5 minutes, I walked out..drove to a gas station, stocked up on energy drinks and drove the rest of the way home.

 

[DaRealness]

St Lucian By Rex in St Lucia. Worse fukking hotel ever.

Staff were rude or dumb as fukk, room was filthy, air conditioning didn't work properly and kept cutting out, had to be moved twice until we complained to the manager of the hotel who arranged for us to stay in the hotel next door and even then, we had to get our meals from the original hotel!

Never again. From now on, I'm not staying in any hotel below a 4.5 star.

 

[Mr. Negative]

I been in so many ho/motels that I can watch porn and tell the brand by the decor/setting/type of air conditioner.

There was this one off of 55 in Missouri.... one of those joints with like 24 rooms all ground floor. Nobody was staying there but us, some bikers and like one rusted out Datsun.

shyt had a hole in one of the upper corners of the room with a racc00n there on some Ceiling Cat shyt..... no TV, there was an empty condom wrapper under the comforter. Flushed the toilet and it sounded like a dragon groaning or something and didn't fill back up with water. There was some old dirty draws behind the bathroom door.

It was only 30 bucks. I didn't even ask for it back.

 

[Canada Goose]

If the door to your room is on the outside of the building your probably don't wanna stay there.

Not true, I stayed in a hotel in Rocky Mount NC where the door to the room was outside the building and it was nice

this piece of shyt place - Hawaii Hotel - Home

they misplaced our online reservations when we first touched down, we argued with them for like 30 mins before they got it right
old ass tvs
shotty wireless connection
stains on the gotdamn bed
no ironing board
they didn't have enough towels for the whole hotel so it got to the point where me and my boy had to hide the hotels when housekeeping came so they didn't take them
parking meters in their personal parking lot
fridge didn't work

ive stayed in hotels/motels in foreign countries and in chains ran by Indians (dothead) and I never had as much problems as I did in comparison to this gotdamn hotel

at these dudes have parking meters in there personal lot.

ugh, this one hotel off the highway in North Carolina.. don't even remember where exactly it was or what it was called.. but i hadn't slept in a day and was driving back from South Florida to Mass, and I was falling asleep at the wheel. So I got off at the nearest exist and found the only hotel in a close enough vicinity.. It was def a hooker, drug use type hotel.. i paid 30 bucks. walked in the room, starting gagging from the smell.. put a chair up against the door cause I was scared as fukk..didn't even want to sit on the bed.. after standing there for 5 minutes, I walked out..drove to a gas station, stocked up on energy drinks and drove the rest of the way home.

at this nikka putting up a chair against the door like its horror movie or something


Also at you driving from Florida to Mass without stopping somewhere to sleep, damn lol.


This nikka drove damn near the entire length of the East Coast without sleeping

 

[Mass]

This forum is completely incompatible with my cell phone browser

Anyway I agree with the post below
nikkas drove over twenty four hours straight off energy drinks and shyt..
That's some lifespan shortening shyr right there

at these dudes have parking meters in there personal lot.



at this nikka putting up a chair against the door like its horror movie or something


Also at you driving from Florida to Mass without stopping somewhere to sleep, damn lol.


This nikka drove damn near the entire length of the East Coast without sleeping

 

[NotaPAWG]

This forum is completely incompatible with my cell phone browser

Anyway I agree with the post below
nikkas drove over twenty four hours straight off energy drinks and shyt..
That's some lifespan shortening shyr right there

Eh, I probably taken 10 years off my life from smoking, not sleeping enough, never exercising and eating like shyt anyways. What's 6 more months?

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Not true, I stayed in a hotel in Rocky Mount NC where the door to the room was outside the building and it was nice



at these dudes have parking meters in there personal lot.



at this nikka putting up a chair against the door like its horror movie or something


Also at you driving from Florida to Mass without stopping somewhere to sleep, damn lol.


This nikka drove damn near the entire length of the East Coast without sleeping

It must be done sometimes friend. I drove from Montana to Los Angeles without sleeping because i had 3 people with me and didnt want to stop in a potentially seedy hotel to sleep for an evening.

 

[Stuntone]

Mid-cityNew Orleans, 5th or 7th ward) a few blocks from the Lafitte projects. I was being cheap and needed something fast. I go to this one spot, it's like 8pm. Not many people out really. It's run down, but i was like f it. So I gave dude my money. Get the key, go up. I go in, it smelled like someone was blowing crack smoke in my face. Or people were smoking crack in every room connected to mine. You know how bad the crack smoke smell is, like burning mothball and burnt perm mix. I was in there about 10 mins. Go back to get my money and the manager pointed to the "no refund" sign so he gave me another room. It didn't have the smell but the room was nasty. Shower was nasty, bed was hard with old azz sheets and that thin nasty comforter. I went jumped in my car and still had the crack smell on me.


I ride around for a few hours hollering at my peoples and getting food. Came back around 11pm Crackheads, hookers and all, everywhere.
I wasn't scared, I blend with the hood very well. Even with these IT certs. I saw one young chick built like a track star not to far from there. I had to scoop her up. She was like 18, complaining about her homegirls the whole time. Like I care. Anyhow, she made my stay at the crackwhoretel worth wild.




I found a pic of the place. I'm too cheap sometimes.

 

[36 Chambers]

The LUXOR in Vegas

Blood on the damn sheets

 

[Judgement!]

E Street Motel in San Bernardino. Ants and cockroaches everywhere, the old white folks next door having load sex... Police were called because some dude beat his wife. Arguments all night and shyt. It was one of those places where people do that month to month thing, but I ain't know it. On the second night some dude got murdered close by the Motel and I was out

 

[PrinceDeeDer]

This was in 08 in Columbus, Ohio. I think it was some Latino thang goin on that weekend and all the reasonable rooms were booked, so I had to stay at a motel on main st. When u paid for the room and got the key (an actual key), they gave u the remote for the tv


Another one was in 09 in ft. Lauderdale, returnin from our honeymoon. I booked it in advance and the pics on the website looked good. We got there and the pics and the actual ramada didnt match. Wife booked another hotel, embassy suites, and we were outta that ramada like with a full refund

LOL that same shyt happend to me down in florida, I stayed at a hotel these asain people owned, the pictures from the website looked nice so i was like fukk it. And then they gave me a actual key, and the remote to the TV place looked like some 1970's shyt, had an old as fridge, roaches, they refused to do room service, shyt was the worst ever. I got back to them white people hotel so quick stayed at the Quality Inn. Now days all i do is suites...

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

some roach motel in Istanbul,GPS had stopped working and me and my ahk had just got there after a long trip from Greece,we were wandering about and stumbled upon it,we were so tired we were just like fukk it

dude who stayed next door to us was slamming his wall and wailing/chanting in Arabic,crazy how you're used to mentally ill people saying/chanting/screaming weird shyt in your tongue,but its far,far more disconcerting when you hear it in another language

we had a communal bathroom too

actually,i've prolly been in worse as far as decor/cleanliness in the TL out here,but no GPS/crazy cat/communal bathroom/language barrier made for a far more spooky experience