whats the quickest u nutted in a girl and were u embarrassed

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When I was on meds for anxiety I could fukk for 2 hours and still not bust that shyt was like :krs::krs::krs: porn star status, but at the same time annoying as fukk

when I was on Klonopin women used to think they p*ssy was wack cause I would fukk for 2hrs+.

I hated being on that shyt cause when I would go to wack-off it would take 45mins+:bryan:
 

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when i slept with my sons father for the first time when we were both 21, he nutted in under 2 minutes like a newbie.
and then he felt stupid.... but i told him it was ok. :yeshrug:
cuz im kind, unlike him.
but
i shoulda spit in his face like :pacspit: instead, cuz of what he grew up to be now in 2012. smh.

and i know youre reading this shyt henry. :mjpls:

:pacspit:

Been laughin for a good minute at this. :bryan:
Henry come out here b. :stopitslime:
 

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In My car this is where it happened

Her: Heard good things about you
Me: is that so
Her: u ready
Me: lets go

6 mins later

Me: :huh: wasn't expecting that oh well
Her: that was quick
Me: We'll shyt happens i got mines
Her: :heh: ya but that aint cutting it
2 mins of silence
Me: well im tired thats the best u gonna get tonite :youngsabo:
Her: Take me home
Me: Sure use the door :aicmon:
Her: :guilty: are u serious
Me: My face says how serious i am :youngsabo:
 

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In My car this is where it happened

Her: Heard good things about you
Me: is that so
Her: u ready
Me: lets go

6 mins later

Me: :huh: wasn't expecting that oh well
Her: that was quick
Me: We'll shyt happens i got mines
Her: :heh: ya but that aint cutting it
2 mins of silence
Me: well im tired thats the best u gonna get tonite :youngsabo:
Her: Take me home
Me: Sure use the door :aicmon:
Her: :guilty: are u serious
Me: My face says how serious i am :youngsabo:

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How do you get bored of sex? I was just goin, next thing I knew it was gettin light outside. It is what it is.
 

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when I lost my virginity....she was older than me and she didnt know i was a virgin....

I think I lasted two strokes before i busted..... till today i remember the look of disgust on her face....

I had to fess up and admit that she was my first.... bytch was happy as fukk after that at being the one to take my virginity.....lol
 

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shiid....last night :snoop:

wifey woke me outta my sleep trying to sit on my dikk. rode my shyt for like 3 minutes and i skeeted and went back to sleep. she kept trying to back her ass into me, but i was tired and it wasn't working....:russ:
 
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