What’s the Pettiest thing you’ve done after breakup/divorce?

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

I wouldn't call it a break up because we weren't exclusive. It was more like stopped dating.

She felt a certain way about me spending the day with my daughter, so she text me some really silly shyt like "At least someone's getting your time".

So I sent her these text that she sent to me about her BD not taking care of his kids.

It was a wrap after that.

Nothing petty about that breh u handled it like a gentleman. Actually highkey brilliant

Never try to come between a man and his seed

 

[HipHopStan]

When our (then) college basketball coach Bruce Pearl and his wife divorced, she opened a nail salon called Alimony.

 

[The BasedFather]

Nothing actually. Haven’t fallen out with any of my exes or had any bad breakups. Could bump into any of them tomorrow and chop it up. Always try to keep those bridges open in case I need them

 

[pawdalaw]

Not proud of this moment (many years ago). But I sent my ex's new man a dikk pic while he knew she was over my house picking up something. I captioned it "YOU CANT DO WHAT I DO!

Spoiler: Peep game

NEVER!

 

[jj23]

*in my 20's

after we broke up she tried to glow up on me with a new dude brought him to our old hang and ignored me for the night. i did the same to her and ran through a host of her friends/acquaintances in front of her. that new relationship didn't last as long as my wrath. any time i'd be out somewhere she'd see me being a dog, our social circle was intertwined. bytch packed up and left the city

10 years later i run into her bestie and she's complimenting me and we take pictures and send it to the ex. i still look the same... guess who flabbynsick.

Goddamn you win.

 

[jj23]

There was a chick i messed with back in school who messed with my younger brother behind my back.

i pretty much left her ass alone after that but ten years later i see her mom on the ave. So i talk to her and she looking for someone to party wit, so me and said brother got her to give up the throat behind the nearby gym for a little bit of that sizzle sizzle.

i aint proud of the shyt. Neither me nor lil bro's finest hour but that annoying little thottie really disrespected me and my fam and it was just too sweet an opportunity to pass up.


Also not a break up story but my homie dirty macked on me with one of this very same girl's friends i was talking to and i ended up smutting his mama out for the better part of a decade.

I know its foul but this grimey lil dude wouldnt have needed a reason to do the same dirt to me so its pretty much

Goddamn you actually worse that the other story....

 

[Swirv]

Smashed one last time and kicked her out, she was super heated.

 

[Vandelay]

Destroyed my 401k so she couldn't get any of it.



That was a wild year...

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

Goddamn you actually worse that the other story....

Its a reason i walked around from my early twenties to damn near thirty with a wallet that said "bad muthafukka" on it despite being essentially relatively square compared to my peers

Only those deep in the inner circle have ever been in on the joke...

edit: and now u guys

 

[LuuqMaan]

Not proud of this moment (many years ago). But I sent my ex's new man a dikk pic while he knew she was over my house picking up something. I captioned it "YOU CANT DO WHAT I DO!

You sent another man a dikk pic?

That’s not petty bruh!

 

[shopthatwrecks]

slung dikk in her granny and got a meal....

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

She loved make up
Took every last brush and make up applicator she had

 

[Shadow King]

Destroyed my 401k so she couldn't get any of it.



That was a wild year...

Didn't that mean you also couldn't get any of it?

 

[Pseudonym]

She loved make up
Took every last brush and make up applicator she had

My friend did this to her roommate in college and replaced lipsticks with the original sticker and later that year she smoothed the bottom of some of her heels so she didn’t have any grip
I can’t keep a straight face sometimes but I tried and there were tears coming out seeing her walk

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Put my nephews dirty diapers full of shyt in her trunk where the spare tire was because she never knew she had a spare tire compartment.