What's The Most Simp S*** You Ever Did (Simp Confessions)

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I'm HOH and GMB now, but I had to learn the hard way

I met this 18 year old bad chick.. She had a boyfriend, but she kept telling me things like..

"he doesn't treat me right"

"i want to leave" (I don't fall for that shyt no more..)

She'd sneak off to text me at night.. after a couple weeks of this, I'm hanging out with her at a party. somebody snitched, her bf showed up. he flipped out. came and threw all her shyt on the lawn.. in the projects too :mjlol

seeing her there crying with everything she owned all strewn about, I felt pity for her..

I told her she could live with me. I hadn't even smashed yet at that point

it was a disaster and cost me thousands of dollars and a year of my life.

sometimes I think my big heart will be the death of me

 

[Skrilla]

I bought her a Quarter Pounder with cheese

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I bought her a Quarter Pounder with cheese

youza damn lie

we've all simped at some point in our life. its getting our dreams smashed that makes us gmb and hoh.

 

[ben anderson]

150$ first date never again. shorty was flawless facially.

 

[lotteryplaya]

 

[Pineal Gland]

Stayed after she cheated never again

 

[Black Andy Dwyer]

I was friend zoned back in my early 20's and ended up buying the chick a dress for her date with another guy. My simping days ended at that very moment

 

[Saiyajin]

ive never done any simp shyt in my life

 

[Saiyajin]

youza damn lie

we've all simped at some point in our life. its getting our dreams smashed that makes us gmb and hoh.

nah not everyone

older heads told me treat em like dirt and theyll stick like mud when i was young and i saw how effective it was


but GMB and HOH are becoming outdated everybody is catching on im tryna pioneer the next step/movement.... #PolygamyGang.... :wowhand1:

 

[TEH]

$500 Christmas gift for a girl I never smashed while in college ...and no I couldn't really afford it at the time

 

[Saiyajin]

I was friend zoned back in my early 20's and ended up buying the chick a dress for her date with another guy. My simping days ended at that very moment

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

@At30wecashout I'm not saying you're a simp

but maybe you have a story?

 

[TEH]

I was friend zoned back in my early 20's and ended up buying the chick a dress for her date with another guy. My simping days ended at that very moment

 

[Black Andy Dwyer]

Trust me, I get embarrassed just thinking about it. Hard to believe I was ever that bad. But you live and you learn.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Used student loan money to pay a girl's rent.