What's the most c00nish statement you've heard from a family member or friend

[FakeNews]

God bless her, but years ago my Grandmama once said something to the effect of Africans need White people to be in power because Africans are unable to lead/guide themselves.

I went from this to this  to this . Maybe it was just her old age. I'll chalk it up to that

 

[Ezus Jezus]

A friend said "there's nothing black about me but my skin" to me one day. I was floored. But, in her defense, she's borderline militant now. I guess she had her *ni**er wake up call".

 

[LadySimone]

My brother said, n***r is just a word.

 

[SumBlackguyz]

Fresh Prince of Bel Air is whack

 

[A Tribe Called Quest ™]

My dad called Richard Sherman a thug, I looked at him with a disgust face and I'm 15 & dad is 44

 

[Valkcross]

" i want light skin grand kids "

 

[rogue_riezo]

Too damn much to be frank.

"You're a good kid. You'll probably end up with a white girl"

"You know why whites are so successful? They aren't held back by ignorance in their families"

My eldest cousin is dark skinned and he was shat on at home by one of my aunts for being dark then had to bike to a racist school everyday during apartheid.

Also seeing how some people respond to white people is just . My cousin dated a white chick for a while, she was a ho he knew she was a ho but she kept him flushed with cash so he stayed there. He'd tell the fam how crazy she is (she once set his bed on fire because he didnt wanna wake up) and they'd brush it off on some " you're talking shyt, she prolly caught you slipping and through that she still stays with you. She's a keeper". It's a miracle dude made it out of that relationship alive IMO.

 

[RadaMillz]

In class this AA chick was like "im glad white folks got us out of africa or we would be in the jungle right now.

Cac teacher:


ME:

 

[Rue]

Too damn much to be frank.

"You're a good kid. You'll probably end up with a white girl"

"You know why whites are so successful? They aren't held back by ignorance in their families"

My eldest cousin is dark skinned and he was shat on at home by one of my aunts for being dark then had to bike to a racist school everyday during apartheid.

Also seeing how some people respond to white people is just . My cousin dated a white chick for a while, she was a ho he knew she was a ho but she kept him flushed with cash so he stayed there. He'd tell the fam how crazy she is (she once set his bed on fire because he didnt wanna wake up) and they'd brush it off on some " you're talking shyt, she prolly caught you slipping and through that she still stays with you. She's a keeper". It's a miracle dude made it out alive of that relationship IMO.

 

[Rue]

Not somebody i know but some kinda black celeb, when im older i want to adopt a blonde white baby, weeks later she wears a blonde weave

 

[Sugarbush]

My friend's mom told her that she only trusts white doctors

 

[SirReginald]

A friend said "there's nothing black about me but my skin" to me one day (). I was floored. But, in her defense, she's borderline militant now. I guess she had her *ni**er wake up call".

........................I remember when I was just like that, however I got my wake up years back

 

[Flychologist]

I was working with a black girl who was new and needed help, me and a white coworker went to give her help almost at the same time I beat him there by like two seconds. She looked at me,then went to the white guy. I looked at her with a confused face and she said she would always choose a white persons help over a black persons because white people are smarter. I never talked to that chick again.

 

[Kisame]

 

[Prynce]

My brother is a Tommy Sotomoister fan

I was friends with one dude who said white women were better than black women. Then he said white women wouldn't date me because I was too dark and he is only a couple shades lighter than me
I stopped being friends with that c00n after he said that (not that I care because I don't like white women anyway)