HalfwayHandsome
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nikkas derailed the thread with ass play I'm out 
Whats The Freakiest girl You've Been With?
- Thread starter ThaRealness
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besides that you get p*ssy without doing much it seems, is there a reason why you won't claim her?
MooseMouthMthafuga
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Definitely my Egyptian ex. Man she was nasty
Swallowing and not even having a drink after and lashing her tongue down my throat, eating my ass out for ages with no hesitation, spitting in my whole gaping a$$hole and licking the drips and giving me a hand job at the same time, letting me fukk her out the window, the best thing she did was ride me for a few mins, then give me head and back to riding me and that combo lasted until I just nutted everywhere
She had a fat ass, big curly hair (came in it), big brown eyes. Ahh man.
I miss her.
We need to capture this creature and lock her azz up
MooseMouthMthafuga
Veteran
She's too freaky
....I just couldn't trust being with a chick who loved dikk THAT MUCH.She even told me she did porn.Never boy/girl tho.Told me it was just solo scenes playing with
her puzzy...dildos...that type of stuff.I never probed for more info about that.Didn't ask what her
porn name was or any of that.I guess you can give her kudos for being honest about that.That's
the thing about her.She's a sex fien, but she's a straight shooter.She's actually a good woman with
a lot of good qualities.Artistic, smart, good cook, hard worker, honest to a fault etc..etc..She doesn't
have any kids, but I think she'd make a great mom.To the point where her not having kids is kinda
strange to me.She did tell me she was a late bloomer and didn't get a lot of attention from guys growing
up.She's a Libra, so she knows how to balance out being social, and a neurotic homebody at the same time.
I think her neurotic side is what leads to her voracious sexual appetite.It's like a drug for her.Having an orgasm
is her favorite high.Helps with her anxiety & gives her an opportunity to feel less restricted in the bedroom.Overall,
I'd have to say she was a classy chick, tho.Could be the ultimate lady in the streets/freak in the sheets for the right
guy.It's just not for me, tho
white heifers freaky idk why eitherlmao @ at so many posts basically starting with 'some white girl I used to fvck'
I lived with her for 5 years
I had more threesomes than I can count on both hands
And even a couple foursomes. Me and three females.
We had chicks living with us for months at a time sleeping in the bed. This one chick Chyanne didn't want to smash (me. She was there for my gf) but she sucked me off every couple days ... out of politeness? I woulda let her stay for that amount of time either way but I was like "cool"
Good fukcing times
Fukced her best friend and her best friends sister. On different nights but my gf was there both times rubbing the chicks hair while I drilled her. By the time I got to the sister, the best friend was banging on the door "is my sister in there"
Good
Times
I had more threesomes than I can count on both hands
And even a couple foursomes. Me and three females.
We had chicks living with us for months at a time sleeping in the bed. This one chick Chyanne didn't want to smash (me. She was there for my gf) but she sucked me off every couple days ... out of politeness? I woulda let her stay for that amount of time either way but I was like "cool"
Good fukcing times
Fukced her best friend and her best friends sister. On different nights but my gf was there both times rubbing the chicks hair while I drilled her. By the time I got to the sister, the best friend was banging on the door "is my sister in there"
Good
Times
Wink Beaufield
Superstar
I fukked a damn Filipina vampire that I met at an anime convention.
Right as I'm climaxing, this woman bites my arm hard enough to draw blood and then she started sucking on my blood.
That shyt had me going uuugggAAAHHH WHAT THE fukk IS YOU DOING?! Ol' girl was apologizing like crazy telling me "that's her thing" and she into bloodplay.
Good p*ssy, crazy mind.
Right as I'm climaxing, this woman bites my arm hard enough to draw blood and then she started sucking on my blood.
That shyt had me going uuugggAAAHHH WHAT THE fukk IS YOU DOING?! Ol' girl was apologizing like crazy telling me "that's her thing" and she into bloodplay.
Good p*ssy, crazy mind.
I fukked a damn Filipina vampire that I met at an anime convention.
Right as I'm climaxing, this woman bites my arm hard enough to draw blood and then she started sucking on my blood.
That shyt had me going uuugggAAAHHH WHAT THE fukk IS YOU DOING?! Ol' girl was apologizing like crazy telling me "that's her thing" and she into bloodplay.
Good p*ssy, crazy mind.
That bytch going have a home in virginia by the end of the year
Youngblood Priest
Atl baby
Every chick I fukk with was/ is freaky as shyt. I cant even begin to tell the tales. It's like I'm only attracted to freaky ass women. Then again, I'm a freak nasty ass nikka too. 
Tis what it tis.
Tis what it tis.
Definitely my Egyptian ex. Man she was nasty
Swallowing and not even having a drink after and lashing her tongue down my throat, eating my ass out for ages with no hesitation, spitting in my whole gaping a$$hole and licking the drips and giving me a hand job at the same time, letting me fukk her out the window, the best thing she did was ride me for a few mins, then give me head and back to riding me and that combo lasted until I just nutted everywhere
She had a fat ass, big curly hair (came in it), big brown eyes. Ahh man.
I miss her.
Definitely my Egyptian ex. Man she was nasty
Swallowing and not even having a drink after and lashing her tongue down my throat, eating my ass out for ages with no hesitation, spitting in my whole gaping a$$hole and licking the drips and giving me a hand job at the same time, letting me fukk her out the window, the best thing she did was ride me for a few mins, then give me head and back to riding me and that combo lasted until I just nutted everywhere
She had a fat ass, big curly hair (came in it), big brown eyes. Ahh man.
I miss her.
Man...I got too many stories but I’ve dealt with a few really filthy chicks who didn’t know wtf house hygiene was 
Anyway my stories don’t involve any ass play. As a man, I’m just not into it
Met a girl years ago who a Sadomasochist crazy ass bytch. She loved giving and receiving physical and mental pain. Almost to the point you’d be hospitalized. She likes to bruise, scratch, bite and hit you so our fukk sessions was like engaging in a Kumite. shyt was like mortal combat. She was down for anything and especially liked to be treated like a whore.She sank her nails into me so deep and scratched my back up with bleeding welts then afterwards she’d cry like a baby. After a period of time I came to find out she was a fukking mental case and needed meds.
Met a true dime and whore one day I went to go pay my water bill. She followed me to the parking lot and I was little confused. Asked can I help you? Very exotic look, Pacific Islander. Asked if I had a girlfriend, which I did and then asked if I could keep a secret. Pauses...yes I can! Why? The next day she came over wearing a dress with no panties and proceeded to suck my soul out. True cum swallower.One of the best I ever had. In retrospect, I love her like nobody smh that’s until....
I hooked up with a girl I knew in high school years later. Without a doubt the fukking craziest hoe I’ve been with and for the longest. I used to fill her mouth up with loads and she’d gulp it down then fukk me dry. I’d be shooting air pockets and dikk would be aching still going at it. Body and look was a ten. Mind was no doubt insane. I’m sure now she belongs in an insane asylum.
She tried to hook up with me a few years ago.
Had to let it go
Anyway my stories don’t involve any ass play. As a man, I’m just not into it
Met a girl years ago who a Sadomasochist crazy ass bytch. She loved giving and receiving physical and mental pain. Almost to the point you’d be hospitalized. She likes to bruise, scratch, bite and hit you so our fukk sessions was like engaging in a Kumite. shyt was like mortal combat. She was down for anything and especially liked to be treated like a whore.She sank her nails into me so deep and scratched my back up with bleeding welts then afterwards she’d cry like a baby. After a period of time I came to find out she was a fukking mental case and needed meds.
Met a true dime and whore one day I went to go pay my water bill. She followed me to the parking lot and I was little confused. Asked can I help you? Very exotic look, Pacific Islander. Asked if I had a girlfriend, which I did and then asked if I could keep a secret. Pauses...yes I can! Why? The next day she came over wearing a dress with no panties and proceeded to suck my soul out. True cum swallower.
One of the best I ever had. In retrospect, I love her like nobody smh that’s until....I hooked up with a girl I knew in high school years later. Without a doubt the fukking craziest hoe I’ve been with and for the longest. I used to fill her mouth up with loads and she’d gulp it down then fukk me dry. I’d be shooting air pockets and dikk would be aching still going at it. Body and look was a ten. Mind was no doubt insane. I’m sure now she belongs in an insane asylum.
She tried to hook up with me a few years ago.
Had to let it go
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