Whats The Freakiest girl You've Been With?

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I'm trying to link em to their very own baseball cards....example

This nikka running descriptive stats on these hoes!

"We conducted a MANOVA test to establish relationships between the two dependent bytches variables!"

Dude this is possibly one of the funniest things I've EVER SEEN ON THIS SITE!

 

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I lived with her for 5 years

I had more threesomes than I can count on both hands

And even a couple foursomes. Me and three females.

We had chicks living with us for months at a time sleeping in the bed. This one chick Chyanne didn't want to smash (me. She was there for my gf) but she sucked me off every couple days ... out of politeness? I woulda let her stay for that amount of time either way but I was like "cool"

Good fukcing times

Fukced her best friend and her best friends sister. On different nights but my gf was there both times rubbing the chicks hair while I drilled her. By the time I got to the sister, the best friend was banging on the door "is my sister in there"

Good

Times

I remember you explaining this...

A lot of y’all have luck and skill most men would kill for. Remember that.

 

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I believe this 100

I dealt with a chick who let me fukk her friend and a cousin

And 1 of my of my partners lived with his chick n sister and they slept in the same bed
nikkas said they never touched each other but he felt like they did before

How do y’all.. nvm

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

...She was 4'11", dark-skinned and thicker than cold peanut butter.

We met on Tinder and hung out a few times.

Invited her over to watch some sh*t on Netflix.

She leaned over and tongue-kissed me, and then buried her head in my chest. I knew what I had to do.

F*cked her on the couch till she came, then we went to the bedroom.

I was not ready.

I don't know what she was doing, but the way she rode my dikk was unlike anything I've felt.

Pulled out, and for the first time in my life, I came twice. Back to back. Two orgasms within seconds of each other.

I didn't even think that sh*t was possible.

We cleaned up, and she told me she would call me tomorrow as she left.

I never saw her again.

Story time is where this site will always shine

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Did her name start with the letter "J"?

Nope

 

[A.V.]

Bout to light this thread up pics too

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Bout to light this thread up pics too

Hopefully that chick with the glasses you had in your Avi way back is in these pics

 

[Neuromancer]

 

[Neuromancer]

I'm trying to link em to their very own baseball cards....example

Ugh second girl is smelly?

 

[Big Simpin Losing Cheese]

Yesterday I couldn't get hard cause of porn and flapping even she ate my ass and I still couldn't stay hard

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Definitely my Egyptian ex. Man she was nasty

Swallowing and not even having a drink after and lashing her tongue down my throat, eating my ass out for ages with no hesitation, spitting in my whole gaping a$$hole and licking the drips and giving me a hand job at the same time, letting me fukk her out the window, the best thing she did was ride me for a few mins, then give me head and back to riding me and that combo lasted until I just nutted everywhere

She had a fat ass, big curly hair (came in it), big brown eyes. Ahh man.

I miss her.

:loldame:

 

[johntheblackjew]

Stories lit wf

 

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The 2019 cards coming out soon...

I'm trying to link em to their very own baseball cards....example

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Shorty i knew was married, still is. I made a few threads about her but she was hands down the freakiest. We had an almost 8 yr thing going. I was the first to ever get her pregnant too. If you didn't know about the affair you would think we were married. She never said no to me, never denied a request, each session she tried harder, pushed the limits.
Couple places we fukked were QuikChek restrooms, her mother in laws car, steamroom at the gym in, church, outside, Walmart family restroom.

Head don't do nothing for me but she was the first to make me nut off head alone. First time she sucked my dikk I had to use my feet on her shoulders to pry her off my dikk. She was unbelievable and knew how to get me back hard quick and nut multiple times. During them 7 years there was no need to juggle multiples because she met and exceeded my needs.
She would make excuses to give hubby so she could satisfy me. When she took out the garbage I was outside in the garage with my dikk in my hand and she would fukk me till I nutted and head back inside.
Onmy excel spreadsheet of conquests she is the only one I gave the p*ssy grade of A+