What's the earliest you ever hooked up with someone off the Internet?

[skeetsinternal]

I've never done it.I always thought it was lame as fukk,but these days it's acceptable to bag chicks off message boards/facebook/twitter/tumblr etc

Doubt I'll ever try it

You forgot Myspace. Its like shooting fish in a barrel. I am already back home and showered.

 

[patscorpio]

lets see from first contact on site to my bed...a little under a hour...myspace was incredible brehs

 

[god shamgod]

You forgot Myspace. Its like shooting fish in a barrel. I am already back home and showered.

I said etc

You hit somethin this morning? You didn't answer your own thread.How long did it take? I might start baggin chicks off the net may as well it's almost winter

 

[954UAlreadyknow]

Few hours ........got her number late night she gave me the address. I woke and brought her to the crib in the morning.

Easiest/quickest p*ssy I ever got.

 

[Kanye's Sex Tape]

onlinepimping.com :lol:

 

[Klyk21]

myspace a week or 2 but I'm not to the type to stick my dikk in anything that moves so I saw where her head was at throughout that time. Took her to dinner and everything. She was cool as fukk

 

[skeetsinternal]

I said etc

You hit somethin this morning? You didn't answer your own thread.How long did it take? I might start baggin chicks off the net may as well it's almost winter

I didnt hit this morning, just kissed, sucked on some titties got some head. Prior experience it took a dozen texts msgs and I was in them draws

 

[Art Barr]

Typically a couple hours,...
Like one of the thickest women on earth I had a one night stand with.
Who was possibly married, or in a relationship.
I think she was in the get back, but trying to play it like maybe I was a possible guy to leave her guy for.
Except I listen to ginuwine's and expertly know the content of the first single of 100%.
So, I ain't falling for the okey doke.
Or sometimes after I smoked with another chick.
after smoking with said girl. Then coming back in the house

it lead to fukkery like a handjob
while, pops slept in the easy chair in the same room as me and ol girl.
Took her to the front room and smashed.
Was interrupted by her ride.
So I had to stop abruptly.
What is funny is,..
I think her boyfriend possibly dropped her off and picked her up to my crib, too.
It wasn't the first time some bf dropped their girl off unknowingly to my crib.
So I already knew how to setup not being seen or making contact with said ride.



Art Barr

 

[sanityovar8ted]

i waited about a month before i met him actually, then the first time we met , we would just get drunk and get high and not do nothing , i think he was scared, bout a month after that we hooked up

 

[Art Barr]

myspace a week or 2 but I'm not to the type to stick my dikk in anything that moves so I saw where her head was at throughout that time. Took her to dinner and everything. She was cool as fukk

Hint:
Defeat the slut factor by pursuit and closing actual intercourse first.
Instead of getting head.
Do not get head first, fukk first.
If you get head first.

a girl will think you do not really respect them.
Plus she will play like she is back in high school in the dry hump phase.
Plus, will be hesitant to fukk you as readily as if you pursue her cooch first.
Be a grown man,..grown men want p*ssy, not head.
Women think like this and that is why it takes you so long to close.
When you pursue head and do not engage in real foreplay that makes a woman comfortable to touch or be with you.

You wind up with just, I got handjob tease and I got head stories.
Getting head is not an accomplishment.
You trying to fukk, my dude.
So committ the act if trying to fukk.
All sex with a root word in front of it is not sex.


Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

Can you read? I said that was the first time Ihad sex in a year and I havent had sex since lol

If you are not in committed relationship.
You are free from any double standard scrutiny, or women are slaves era double standard shaming tactics, and name calling.

Live your life as long as you are not hurting anyone or yourself sister.

I salute you,...

fukk any simp clown ass nikka!
trying to call you occupational names and slang, you are in not in business as.
As long as you are not in a relationship, and do not have a price list.
As to the reasoning to qualify and quantify why you had sex.
Plus acted in sheer feral attraction and did not fake a relationship for a nut.
You are free to fukk whomever, whenever heterosexually.

if you do that you will always be classified as a healthy woman.
With no substitute label attached or affixed over your physiological place as a human female.




Art Barr

 

[innocentdevil]

A month.

 

[Rufus Dufus]

1/2 day

 

[BrothaZay]

Meh, it was the first time in a year I had sex and I did it. I don't regret it, the guy was just douchebag lol.

 

[Binary]

What's the difference, people do the same shyt at clubs. Are they too?