What's The Craziest Thing You've Seen With Your Own Two Eyes?

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  1. As a kid, I was playing outside and it sounded like someone popped a balloon in my ear. Heard some commotion and walked up my driveway and it turns out, a van ran into a wall and the driver died. I never looked inside the van, but the realization that there was a dead man in the front seat was a lot to process.
  2. A school teacher's daughter (16 years old) died in an accident with her bf who had just gotten his license. Seeing a well-known, strong teacher turn into a shell of a woman overnight still sticks w/ me 30 years later.
  3. Saw a bus driver try to break up some ppl arguing at the bus shelter and got rocked by a punch. Got on the bus stumbling and not fit to drive because he was clearly concussed. Old heads on the bus were talking about they would've thrown acid on the offender.
  4. In Wrigleyville, a bouncer stomping on the head of a drunk dude that tried to fight him and his girlfriend screamed "You fvcking n!gger!!!"
  5. Moved to a new apartment and in the first month I saw someone get shot outside the building. (Shot in the face but survived)

The shooting gave me PTSD from fireworks for a few years (always held my breath for 10-20 mins to wait if I heard sirens) but it pales in comparison to what a lot of yall have been thru. Hope yall find a professional to speak to about some of this stuff
 
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A UFO. Don't ask me how but I found myself in a secluded area away from most of civilization and decided to sit outside to look at the stars. It was the dead of winter and the skies were clear. I saw several orbs zipping through sky. They were originally flying in formation and then broke away and "danced" in the sky going from one area to the next effortlessly. It was as if they were putting on a show for me. It was amazing at first but I became terrified and went back inside.

I've tried to think of a logical explanation for what I saw that day but can't think of any.
 

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The first time I saw someone inject drugs into their veins almost had me sick. 🤮


I've had friends wreck their Moto's and not make it. :mjcry:


My dawg made a bucket almost full court like it was nothing. :wow:


A bytch sniffed yayo off my joint started going to work then turned; puked in in the toilet and acted like nothing happened. :takedat:

Moms had cancer and when she was sick I was helping her and her hair was literally clumping up in my hand. :to:
 

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A UFO. Don't ask me how but I found myself in a secluded area away from most of civilization and decided to sit outside to look at the stars. It was the dead of winter and the skies were clear. I saw several orbs zipping through sky. They were originally flying in formation and then broke away and "danced" in the sky going from one area to the next effortlessly. It was as if they were putting on a show for me. It was amazing at first but I became terrified and went back inside.

I've tried to think of a logical explanation for what I saw that day but can't think of any.



were you sober?
 

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Co-sign a bad car accident; my shyt did a double McTwist on the Mass pike about 10 years ago. I think my pops saved my life from beyond the grave. Mess hall Talk by WSG was playing in my CD player and it never skipped a beat.

Saw three dudes get slept in three punches outside the Billy Goat back in the day; one of the dudes caught his face on a fire hydrant on the way down and there was blood everywhere.

Hostage situation at Old Orchard Mall in like 94/95, my neighbor was one of the hostages. We stupidly went up to the roof of the parking garage to get a better vantage point, but SWAT was already up there. They weren't happy with us.

Seen mad nikkas get stabbed, knocked out, etc. Chicago in the 90's was a vivid time

Almost saw a kid drown at Baker Beach in SF; he was drunk and swam out to chase a football and got caught in a riptide. Had some homies from Maine who were really strong swimmer that went and got him.

I have so many more, lemme think.
 
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My first apt was on the 4th floor in 2001. A man broke in from the balcony one night so I came out the room with my big ass weapon. He got scared and jumped off the balcony, landed in a bush, and ran off like it didn't even hurt him at all.
 

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Get home from work, park my car and there's a small crowd next to me. This girl had just been shot and was bleeding out. For the record she was in what I call prostitute alley, they would get hurt a lot but this was the worst one

Ambulance shows up, and they started yelling and screaming at her that she needed to calm down, like she was in school disobeying the teacher. Her body was shivering and going through convulsions why these white folks yelled at her

She bled out and died on the way to the hospital
 

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Off the top of my head:

Seen as a kid two men fighting and one attacked the other with a broken bottle.

On the bus as a kid seeing a naked crackhead/crazy walking on the sidewalk like nothing was wrong.

Fell asleep on BART going to work, woke up with a guy on the seat on the other side of the walkway shooting up heroin.

Getting into a taxi with a dude clearly on drugs speeding to my destination, then seeing out the corner of my eye a car pulling out of the alley. The car clipped the back, making us spin around and somehow not flipping over. Got out, saw that i was fine and walked away with a free ride.

Was at Carnival in Sao Paulo and saw one guy arguing with two guys, they started to fight, i turn around for some reason and when i looked back that one guy was getting chased by like 15 dudes down the street. Guess he messed with the wrong people.
 

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Saw a dude go to the trunk and spray up a party right as I was leaving. No one died thank god.
Seen a car flip over at a KFC parking lot and the people were litterally hanging out of the car all mangled up.
Seen a woman do coke off a dude's dikk. (Yes it was at that moment I left.)
Walked into a room at a frat party and saw a girl getting blowbangged.
Seen a kid damn near get beat to death on the bus for fukking some other dude's girl.
 
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