What's The Craziest Thing You've Seen With Your Own Two Eyes?

[NoMorePie]

Saw a bus roll right into a bus shelter

Seeing the driver turn around and frantically run back to the bus was laughable, not gonna lie. Most likely forgot to put on the e brake or something No one was in the shelter tho

 

[Peak]

Summer 2003. Portland, OR. Roseland Theater. dead prez show.
A room full of cacs screaming along "I'm an African! and I know what's happening!!"

 

[DetroitEWarren]

@Sccit Big nosed curly haired pink ass mother practicing sucking off a cucumber. The whole damn vegetable went down.

 

[Luke Cage]

When i was college, word got out that a girl had invited my whole dorm to run a train on her. Everybody started naruto sprinting across campus to get in line outside of her room . cops eventually showed up and sent everybody away, she got expelled.

 

[Premeditated]

i was in the backseat of my cousin car with my cousin, his girl and my bruh when his car got shot up and my cousin got hit 3 times.

turns out the dude who did it already had prior bodies and was wanted by police from Nevada

i also drove my beamer into a tour bus. completely totaled that bytch. that was baby man. i was at my peak

 

[DetroitEWarren]

In a serious note though, my nikka Tyrie getting shot twice in the head right next to me on E Warren and Buckingham at Ninos in 2007.

I told the story here before but another friend of mine had just got into an argument with him, he pulled back up while nobody was paying attention and shot him twice in front of the whole hood. July 3rd so everyone was on the block cooking.

 

[OVER]

1. A neighbor chasing a man through my backyard while shooting at him. Guy was like 6 feet in front of him so he wasn’t trying to him hit.
2. The pricey funeral of a man who was faking his death. He was low key a kingpin and feared getting indicted.

 

[Blown Moon]

Violence: I saw someone get a hole in his head after telling us onlookers “this bytch nikka ain't gonna do shyt”


I also saw the aftermath of someone literally having their head blown off. We heard the shots and when they stopped shooting we went out there and this dude was stretched out and where his head was supposed to be was just a macabre confetti of pink and red shards of flesh.


Sexual: I saw a bytch that could've been on the cover of Smooth magazine fukk a pitbull after getting a train ran on her by damn near 10 gang bangers.

 

[RageKage]

Great question, my memory is crap but nothing coming to mind just yet, thats probably a good thing but I'm subbing to try and come up with something

One thought now but I'm going to think on it

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I'm usually lucky or on unlucky depending on the incident I miss out on seeing crazy stuff. The one thing I do regret not seeing and only hearing about it is my friends father trying to shoot some guys outside of the pub who were in a car driving towards him. His commentary on the incident is . He was saying he got down on one knee like dirty Harry lined them up by closing his eye. . Had this confirmed by like 5 different people who were there including the Landlady of the Pub. And the thing is it wasn't even his beef. He stepped in because some guy he met earlier on in the afternoon was in trouble.

The only crazy things I can remember that I've seen.

1. My friend dropping dead in front of me while playing football at school.

2. A woman squatting down and taking a shyt in the street outside of McDonalds at 3 am in the morning. While her friends were using coats trying to cover her.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

You should move out of Gotham Breh.

Nah. That sound like Mexico

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

@Digital Omen you ever used to run down on níg- I mean hijabs on duty?

 

[Badda_Bing]

I seen UFO's in the wilderness of Zimbabwe, the nikka zapped diagonally left in the blink of an eye zapped back to the original position, dipped right and fukked off

 

[The BasedFather]

Seen a lot as a FF/EMT

Seen a baby die. Almost lost my shyt in the hospital

Seen a lady with her chest wide open and the docs pumping her heart with their hand. She died

People OD and die. Done CPR on plenty of folks and they slip away

Seen a drunk dude crash into a 20 year old girl and she die on scene. Mom was on scene bawling like a baby

Seen an apartment get shot up and a pregnant woman hit

Good ole Detroit

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

a man jumping (or was pushed IDK) to his death off a parking structure. I saw him in air from like, lightpole height to impact. 2nd and James for Seattle Brehs.

It wasn't gross though, i'll never forget the "did I just see that? did that just happen?? THAT JUST fukkIN HAPPENED ". Contorted body but no gore.