What's The Craziest Thing You've Seen With Your Own Two Eyes?

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got in a car accident where my car flipped 3 times. seeing the SUV compress and close in on me like i'm in a trash compactor was wild. it was really some "your life flashes before your eyes" type shyt, everything slows down, and your life is out of your hands at that point :lupe:
 

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Too many here top 5 in no order

1. Saw a machete fight where a guy got his arm (from mid way to elbow) sliced right off, he picked it up, got on a scooter and rode away

2. Saw a pitbull maul a lady middle of a street middle of the day for almost 30 minutes, they tried everything from stabbing to pouring boiling water on it, nothing, cop had to shoot it

3. Saw a kid get stabbed in the chest at a parade, he collapsed and died right there, was maybe like 13 guy that stabbed was at least 20 and I knew him

4. Saw a dude try to run off on a crack whore, pimp chased him and beat him bloody while a crowd watched

5. Saw a guy traveling with his whole family (literally like 30 people) have a heart attack, collapse and die
 

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Craziest thing I can think of was two homeless people having sex on a subway in NY

But not even trying to hide it. Clothes off, just pumpin and moaning. Like a full blown musty porno

But NOBODY seemed to care or pay attention to it. :dwillhuh:

Most amazing/scary thing was walking outside during a hurricane as the eye wall was passing over and seeing the wall surrounding you
 

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Too many here top 5 in no order

1. Saw a machete fight where a guy got his arm (from mid way to elbow) sliced right off, he picked it up, got on a scooter and rode away

2. Saw a pitbull maul a lady middle of a street middle of the day for almost 30 minutes, they tried everything from stabbing to pouring boiling water on it, nothing, cop had to shoot it

3. Saw a kid get stabbed in the chest at a parade, he collapsed and died right there, was maybe like 13 guy that stabbed was at least 20 and I knew him

4. Saw a dude try to run off on a crack whore, pimp chased him and beat him bloody while a crowd watched

5. Saw a guy traveling with his whole family (literally like 30 people) have a heart attack, collapse and die
You should move out of Gotham Breh.
 

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Too many here top 5 in no order

1. Saw a machete fight where a guy got his arm (from mid way to elbow) sliced right off, he picked it up, got on a scooter and rode away

2. Saw a pitbull maul a lady middle of a street middle of the day for almost 30 minutes, they tried everything from stabbing to pouring boiling water on it, nothing, cop had to shoot it

3. Saw a kid get stabbed in the chest at a parade, he collapsed and died right there, was maybe like 13 guy that stabbed was at least 20 and I knew him

4. Saw a dude try to run off on a crack whore, pimp chased him and beat him bloody while a crowd watched

5. Saw a guy traveling with his whole family (literally like 30 people) have a heart attack, collapse and die
You gotta be Dominican or some shyt. Definitely an island
 

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I’ve been a locomotive engineer (train driver) for almost a year now. Not even two months out of engineer school, I was operating an express train as my last train for the night. I was running along and out of nowhere, this dude with a hoodie on comes out of the tree line and jumps right in front of my train. I even locked eyes with him for a second. I’ll never forget the sound. I felt guilty for a little while but in that situation, there was nothing I could do..
 

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Seen a woman climb a balcony guardrail and then jump to her death from the thirteenth floor in puerto rico while on a vacation just a couple weeks after my mom had passed away. It was in the wee hours of the morning and the hotel staff cleaned up the scene before anyone woke up and I watched hundreds of people partying and gulping down margaritas at the point of impact just a couple hours later without any of them being of the wiser.
 

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1999. Miami. Studio 183. Rave.
Saw a dude go into convulsions then drop dead. No idea what he took. Paramedics came and loaded his lifeless body into the ambo.

Summer 2003. Portland, OR. Roseland Theater. dead prez show.
A room full of cacs screaming along "I'm an African! and I know what's happening!!"

2011. Persian Gulf. Deployed aboard an aircraft carrier.
Was prepping a bird for launch at the very aft back of the boat. Slipped and slid down the aileron, then the drop down from the carrier. My mind had already visualized me falling 10 stories down into the drink. I kicked out my right heel and caught the fencing, stopping my slide at the last second. Without that I would've been floating in the gulf waiting for a helo to pick me up. My mind played tricks on me, took me a few seconds to realize I wasn't in the water.

2011. Straits of Hormuz. Same deployment.
Working night check, testing a newly installed GPS on a bird. Suddenly the missile warning lights start blinking. Thought I fukked up somehow then it hit me: I'm dead. A fukking missile is imminent. Called my LPO over and he says "oh that's nothing, that's the Iranians painting you with radar. Keep working."
 
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