What's the biggest ducktale you've read on the Coli? :duck:

[Art Barr]

The Man Invented The Internet, Had Michael Jordan Make Him A Martini, And Took Ms Illinois Virginity

And That Aint Even 1/4 Of Art Barr Experience

preciate it,...handshake!!

art barr

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Looks good bruh. My point was there was no way you had access to the coli and not to pictures. You posted pictures so you shut me up

i told u i was on a NIPR comp then

i just got back here

we done had 2 rocket attacks already

now i got the new girl on cam making that monkey on a stick

im working hard nikka

i aint had p*ssy since Aug 1st when i was on leave in Dubai

wont get any till Jan when i go back on leave

i deserve this money

 

[Art Barr]

I used to think Art Barr was retarded or some shyt but then I realized it was me who wasn't all there.

This dude is a fukking poet! A real life Rafael de la Ghetto.



This shyt is literary excellence right here.

preciate it,....handshake!!


art barr

 

[Art Barr]

i told u i was on a NIPR comp then

i just got back here

we done had 2 rocket attacks already

now i got the new girl on cam making that monkey on a stick

im working hard nikka

i aint had p*ssy since Aug 1st when i was on leave in Dubai

wont get any till Jan when i go back on leave

i deserve this money

what do you have to do,...
to go to afghanistan to get paid like that as a civilian?

art barr

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

what do you have to do,...
to go to afghanistan to get paid like that as a civilian?

art barr

depends on what your background is in


if it is IT and you have a clearance then u in there

Logistics is huge but everyone here does it and the pay tops out at 140ish

there are BS jobs here like working at the Morale and Welfare facilities( being the nikka to check IDs to enter the gym, cleaning up, working on broken equipment--- working in the comp/telephone center(checking IDs, cleaning, kicking people off phone/comp when time is up) usually makes 80-100k

there are jobs working in the mail office(making 80-110k)

the coolest job tho, but pays shyt, is doing security in safe zone countries
my homeboy works in K pulling security on basically a piece of land no one gives a shyt about
he make only 65K but they put him and his coworkers in a condo downtown and these dudes have parties every fukking night with rich college students that attend the Doha univ. fukking daughters of millionaires from all over the world that want nothing to but to fukk an american
dude work a full year and only had $500 left cause he blew it all in beer and hoes(he's white)


edit

i made this thread to help people looking for contract work
http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/5216-list-companies-your-job-search.html


but u gotta hurry to get out here- shyt is downsizing alot

as of now im staying here till Sept 2013

 

[Ooh Marty]

Someone up the thread with skeetsinternal and the car, I never saw it

2005 M5, all blacked out, blk interior, staggered wheels 22's

nikka, your Ducktales are hilarious -

Member Cody Mean Sapphire Black BMW M5. Very black. And it is a 2008 Dinan S3 Stroker - The Unofficial BMW M5 Messageboard (m5board.com)


GOOGLE CHROME HAS A REVERSE IMAGE ADD-ON, I knew I seen that car somewhere else, nevermind the fact that damn sure ain't NY.

I turned a blind eye to your shyt before until you came into the fitness forum talking some pure nonsense.

 

[#1 pick]

I make 1.5 million dollars to post on the coli

I once sexed Jessica Alba to fulfill her fantasy

I once booed at my pastor, because I sensed that during the Holy ghost, he had the home-court advantage.

 

[concise]

yeah but that's skeetsinternal..legendary username..it would be hard to retire that account..breh might as well take the L and admit he lied

cot damn, so this is like when Sosa got caught with cork in his bat?

 

[JoelB]

http://www.the-coli.com/show-room/43-post-pictures-your-car-thread-2.html
It's like page 7 or 8 is you still use 15 post per page instead of 50.

@ Malta coming in and crushin that mans soul.

i aint had p*ssy since Aug 1st when i was on leave in Dubai

wont get any till Jan when i go back on leave

i deserve this money

God bless you my brother

 

[Broke Wave]

I make 1.5 million dollars to post on the coli

I once sexed Jessica Alba to fulfill her fantasy

I once booed at my pastor, because I sensed that during the Holy ghost, he had the home-court advantage.

 

[-G$-]

Most of the obvious liars (like skeets) are pretty blatant and baseline intelligence insulting w their lies. It's the guys like me w our subtle lies you gotta watch for

 

[dynamik]

Sometimes I take Art Barr quotes and randomly post them on my FB status, and people mistake me for a genius.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Sometimes I take Art Barr quotes and randomly post them on my FB status, and people mistake me for a genius.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I'M ABOUT TO START PUTTING ART BARR QUOTES ON KEYCHAINS. I'M FINNA GET PAID.

 

[Sohh_lifted]

some of this s.hit is outrageous

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

not for nothing I made $100k last year. i wont make it this year tho. I had a ridiculous bonus