What's the biggest cap u ever heard in real life?

[Trials&Tribulations91]

I just heard a nikka say the Yankees called him for a tryout... keep in mind he 35, never played high school or college ball and he's not in the best shape

 

[Billy Ocean]

That cac @Wallychamp said he was Black

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

dudes hiding a child

SAD!

 

[Estarossa]

“This your p*ssy…” literally rolled my eyes.

 

[Louisville Slugz]

Dude called into work to tell me he wouldn't be there because he had just gotten back in town from a one day trip to the UK for an open try out for a soccer team. Nikka said he didn't make to cut, but on the way back to the states him and the guys had a bunch of beers and got drunk on the plane, so he wouldn't be fit to come to work.
I just sat on the other end of the phone like

 

[King Poetic]

“I’m about to make these power moves”

All nikkas

 

[Regular Developer]

In middle school, this kid that sat with us at the lunch table used to come to lunch late and tell us he got beat up and had his lunch money taken from him. One day I went to the staircase he comes down to get to the lunchroom and its just a normal stream of kids coming down. When I asked him about it, he said his money got taken again and I just let me get his lies off.

O and those Pyramid scheme nikkas. Boy o boy, "Hey, you ever wanted to become your own boss"?

 

[get these nets]

You guys had to have been around during the dotcom boom.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Africans telling me they was kings and princes in their native lands, they was just here to get an education then they would go back home. Owned mansions and had servants and shyt. Same nikkas still here selling used cars.

 

[Regular Developer]

You guys had to have been around during the dotcom boom.

I was too young to know about any of what was happening

 

[drederick tatum]

One of my friends told me a really good story about some things that happened to him one night. It was an AMAZING story, it has intrigue, women, violence, adventure, all that. A good 5-7 minute story, and I sat intently and silently through every word.

Then, when he finished, I sat up straight in my chair and said, 'That was my story. I told YOU that.'

He just laughed and said, "oh yeah, I forgot."

fukkin people

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

"Looks don't matter"

 

[Lord_nikon]

#LamboLuken

 

[Bunchy Carter]

That cac @Wallychamp said he was Black

In real life

 

[Bunchy Carter]

"I'm on birth control"