You guys should stick to what you're good at on here, which these days is *checks notes* caring about the WNBA for internet points from "organic" posters who are actually just astroturfing shyt for clicks and adrev.
Anytime you try to talk highbrow sports concepts, it becomes glaringly obvious none of you know a goddamn thing.
First of all, the parameters of this debate are so wide open as to make it nonsensical.
Let's start with the feasibility of homering.
A pitcher's job is to get out of an inning allowing no runs. If he needs to put a man on base, so be it. So how is he pitching to you?
He could jam you inside all day to try to get you to flail at a few.
Does he need to pitch meatballs over the plate?
Or can he use every trick in his bag?
Can he throw 90mph between your shoulder blades to shake you up a little?
Or do these need to be "hittable" balls?
How many swings do you get? How many pitches do you get?
Do you just get to stand there all day swinging a bat like a retard, hoping for contact?
If that's the case, why would the pitcher even care about throwing strikes? He might as well just throw it high and inside all day long until you get bored.
Typical coli poster: "oh well, uh, don't be so literal, they have to be hittable pitches."
Ok fruitcake, define a "hittable pitch," and at that point, what difference does it make if it's an "MLB" pitcher. It could be anyone if you have a specific type of pitch in mind. Does it need to be 98mph right down the chute?
Who knows, right? Certainly not the thread starter.
Then you got "a hole in one on a PGA course."
Ok.
A par 3? 4? 5?
Presumably a par 3.
Ok, what yardage?
Tour holes can be as short as 80-90 yards.
What pin placement? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? Sunday?
Are we talking tournament greens or weekly greens--both, by the way, exist on "PGA courses."
How are they watered? What's the wind? Did it rain the night before?
Am I swinging in the morning, noon or night?
What's the relative humidity?
Typical coli poster: "Lol, none of that matters, just like, you know, a golf hole."
Shut the fukk up, you know absolutely nothing about sports.
An 80 yard par 3 (which is in play at the US Open) on a rainy morning with a Thursday pin placement cut to the front of the green?
How many balls do I get? One swing? 100? 1000?
Do I get more or less swings than I would get cuts at the baseball?
Don't you fakkits have a Liberty game to pretend you watched last night so no one hits you with a side eyed MJ emoji while calling you a CAC?
Lol at watching you idiots try to talk about sports.
About 1 in 10 of you watch sports.
About 1 in 100 of you play sports.
And about 1 in 1000 of you can combine those attributes to say anything worthwhile with regards to sports.
Page 8 and motherfukkers talking about Warren Buffet.
Can this site get shut down again already.