When you give the ho money for the lapdance she pulls out a marker or a light or something and checks the status of your money....LOL Funniest shyt I've ever seen.
One night on the way to night on broad my homies met some guy who said I'll sell you X amount of counterfeit bills for x amount of real dollars to use to pay the strippers. Anyways they tried that shyt, stripped outed them, they got pulled in the back mobb style (like in the movies and damn near got killed, they gave them a pass tho) then they got banned for life.