What was the first movie you remember seeing and thinking it was bad?

[Fillerguy]

I could not STAND this movie when I was a little kid and the fact that a lot of other kids liked it made me hate it that much more.



I hated the characters, I hated the plot, I hated the dialogue, I hated the way that furry plush toy dragon looked, I hated the song, I even hated the title cause it sounded pretentious and made me think of a bad dream that never ends.

(edit: my wife just caught me playing the preview and said she hated it as a little kid too )

This piece of shyt film always used to come on hbo in the morning. I was like 6 years old and I couldn't believe ppl would sit through this movie. And this was the 90s, a decade after it dropped. I low key didnt know ppl like this pos, unironicly, until stranger things. It also ruined that season finale

 

[Days of Future Piff]

The first one is classic. Second was just okay.

It’s a real shame that the sequels are so watered down from that first one. The OG Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a top 5 comic book movie.

I wish they’d go back to making TMNT movies with the animatronic suits like the first two. Nobody wants to see these overdesigned, CGI, videogame bullcrap ninja turtles out here looking like Shrek. When will Hollywood finally get it?

 

[Damnshow]

Junior, with Arnold and DeVito

This is some weird shyt. Saw the glimpse of that movie and I was like fukk this shyt... How you are the biggest action movie star emasculating yourself for the cheap ass unfunny comedy flick? Hollywood is weird as hell. Easily worst Arnold movie ever, worse than mr. freeze role he did in Batman.

 

[OmegaK2099]

Junior, with Arnold and DeVito

This is some weird shyt. Saw the glimpse of that movie and I was like fukk this shyt... How you are the biggest action movie star emasculating yourself for the cheap ass unfunny comedy flick? Hollywood is weird as hell. Easily worst Arnold movie ever, worse than mr. freeze role he did in Batman.

That was disturbing

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Warriors of Virtue



As soon as I sat down, I knew this was ass I had to pretend like I loved it though because my mom took a day off work to watch it with me in theaters

If I could barely stand it I have no idea how she put up with it

That looks really bad.

I'm glad I'm not the only kid who pretended to like shyt so other people wouldn't feel bad.

 

[Luke Cage]

Short Circuit

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Junior, with Arnold and DeVito

This is some weird shyt. Saw the glimpse of that movie and I was like fukk this shyt... How you are the biggest action movie star emasculating yourself for the cheap ass unfunny comedy flick? Hollywood is weird as hell. Easily worst Arnold movie ever, worse than mr. freeze role he did in Batman.

Cause it was basically the follow-up to Twins and Arnold made more money on Twins than in any other film in his Hollywood career.

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Y’all boys ain’t up on shyt!

 

[Luke Cage]

Y’all boys ain’t up on shyt!

None of us watched that shyt

 

[Lord_nikon]

Surprised this wasnt posted,,,shyt sucked monkey ass man,,i was high off Conan the barbarian and wanted to see more

shyt was bad man

 

[OmegaK2099]

Warriors of Virtue



As soon as I sat down, I knew this was ass I had to pretend like I loved it though because my mom took a day off work to watch it with me in theaters

If I could barely stand it I have no idea how she put up with it

That's some old bullshyt they stuck the great hong kong director Ronny Yu with that dumpster fire. How do you go from the bride with white hair to that shyt???

 

[Luke Cage]

Surprised this wasnt posted,,,shyt sucked monkey ass man,,i was high off Conan the barbarian and wanted to see more

shyt was bad man

i remember liking this movie. but thinking back yeah this shyt was probably terrible. Arnold was barely in it too. and flava flav's side piece couldn't act either.

 

[The axe murderer]

Surprised this wasnt posted,,,shyt sucked monkey ass man,,i was high off Conan the barbarian and wanted to see more

shyt was bad man

My old ass remembers this being pretty bad

 

[The axe murderer]

Y’all boys ain’t up on shyt!

 

[Professor Emeritus]