What was some weird/f'd up/awkward sh*t u guys witnessed as a child?

[Ooh Marty]

When I was like 9 or 10 in kindergarten, I got cool with this one girl and I remember one conversation we had which was about her parents.

She kept calling her parents "kissing cousins"

Turns out, her parents were first cousins that have been secretly dating(fukking) for YEARS.

Something else I remember from my childhood, My cousins and I were getting babysat by my mom's BFF's Husband when I was like 10 or 11. The husband was in the front room while me and my cousins were upstairs snooping around and shyt

We end up finding the husband's porno stash and

He had a bunch of mom fukk son, shemale, tranny, male on male gay magazines

I'm still scarred from that shyt


How bout it Coli?

 

[HoustonHeat]

-I walked in on my parents a lot since I was 4 years old. Sometimes, if were sleeping over someone's house and had to share a guestoom room with multiple beds, they thought I was asleep on mine and proceeded to do the deed anyway. I had to hear my dad beg for it, their motions, and their conclusion. Scarred for life.


-My grandma used to raise chickens for eggs and meat - she would get them slaughtered kosher style and all of my cousins and I would come together and watch the chicken spring around with it's neck sliced.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

When I was like 9 or 10 in kindergarten, I got cool with this one girl and I remember one conversation we had which was about her parents.

She kept calling her parents "kissing cousins"

Turns out, her parents were first cousins that have been secretly dating(fukking) for YEARS.

Something else I remember from my childhood, My cousins and I were getting babysat by my mom's BFF's Husband when I was like 10 or 11. The husband was in the front room while me and my cousins were upstairs snooping around and shyt

We end up finding the husband's porno stash and

He had a bunch of mom fukk son, shemale, tranny, male on male gay magazines

I'm still scarred from that shyt


How bout it Coli?

10 in kindergarten my nikka?

I saw my dad pack up and leave at 3
Mama had a nervous breakdown afterwards
One of ny first memories was of a car accident where we fell off a bridge in a car
pop broke his neck
Found out pop wasnt my pop at 6

 

[sanityovar8ted]

i walked in on my mom getting hi t from the back when i was like 8 , i have not been right since

 

[Ooh Marty]

10 in kindergarten my nikka?

I saw my dad pack up and leave at 3
Mama had a nervous breakdown afterwards
One of ny first memories was of a car accident where we fell off a bridge in a car
pop broke his neck
Found out pop wasnt my pop at 6

I was gonna see who would catch on to that

But damn, thats f'd up that u had to go through that

Good thing u turned out to be a great man and raise ur daughter

 

[BrothaZay]

When i was in 4th grade we usually left the classroom door open some days. The way the campus was set up was you can pretty much see outside and see the main streets from the classroom.
So one day we just all in class listening to the teacher talk then out the blue some nikkas literally across the street did a drive by shooting at some apartments across the street from the school. I still remember my teacher stopping and just looking almost in disgust, for like 10 seconds. It was weird as hell.

Another time I was around the same age sleeping on the couch. I remember waking up and my mom and her bf were getting into it. I never got up cuz i was kinda shook. I remember him telling my mom he was finna go to his car and get his gun and kill her

Another time i was around 4 and saw my mom bloody head to toe fighting with my brothers dad after he busted a 40oz bottle on her.

I kinda did grow up seeing a lot of shyt and thats mainly the reason i act the way I do, just make jokes out of a lot of shyt cuz its the only way i know how to cope with alot of the stuff, without actually becoming that type of person i grew up around

 

[Ooh Marty]

-I walked in on my parents a lot since I was 4 years old. Sometimes, if were sleeping over someone's house and had to share a guestoom room with multiple beds, they thought I was asleep on mine and proceeded to do the deed anyway. I had to hear my dad beg for it, their motions, and their conclusion. Scarred for life.

-My grandma used to raise chickens for eggs and meat - she would get them slaughtered kosher style and all of my cousins and I would come together and watch the chicken spring around with it's neck sliced.

I walked in on my parents knockin the boots a few times

 

[Lewis Black]

10 in kindergarten my nikka?

I saw my dad pack up and leave at 3
Mama had a nervous breakdown afterwards
One of ny first memories was of a car accident where we fell off a bridge in a car
pop broke his neck
Found out pop wasnt my pop at 6

I remember my pops playing a prank on me and saying he was not my real daddy I was the whole day lol

edit: I was like 9 so yeah and dude really is my dad, spitting image of me.

 

[stealthbomber]

saw 2 girls kissing in middle school

i stood there awkwardly and ran away when they saw me

never talked to them again, even throughout high school

shyt was fukking weird. i never told anyone and it was like an understood thing between us 3, we had a weird connection.

one turned emo and the other was a cheerleader... go figure

 

[Methodical]

When I was like 9 or 10 in kindergarten, I got cool with this one girl and I remember one conversation we had which was about her parents.

She kept calling her parents "kissing cousins"

Turns out, her parents were first cousins that have been secretly dating(fukking) for YEARS.

Something else I remember from my childhood, My cousins and I were getting babysat by my mom's BFF's Husband when I was like 10 or 11. The husband was in the front room while me and my cousins were upstairs snooping around and shyt

We end up finding the husband's porno stash and

He had a bunch of mom fukk son, shemale, tranny, male on male gay magazines

I'm still scarred from that shyt


How bout it Coli?

@ the bold..... til I read the whole sh!t then no wonder why you f*cked up.

 

[R.O. Double]

Both my parents were gangbangers so I seen shyt I shouldn't have seen.

Seen my moms cook crack in thr kitchen.

Seen my mom stomp out a woman over some weed. (Moms didn't like her and was looking for a reason to beat her ass.)

Seen my first AK when I was with my pops headed to go see a friend. At the time the shyt was half my size.

Seen my brother's leg catch fire. (Long story on that ).

First person I ever saw die was crazy. Mexican dude, he was shot up and the ambulance had him out on the street naked and pumping his chest while his wife looked on screaming.

Lived on Figueroa and Florence and that was just an adventure in itself. Anyone who lives in LA can tell you that Fig is a major hoe stroll. The shyt I seen as a kid was

I seen the riots in 92 crack off. I was standing on the corner with my cuzzins trying ti figure out what's going on.

Seen a pimp chasing after a hoe and get hit by a car. He didn't die but he shyt his pants real bad.

Seen p*ssy and had sex with said p*ssy at 8 years old.

Seen a homeless dude rob me and my brother for a bike, my brother was riding and i was on the handlebars. Told fam when we got back and seen the same dude dead in the alley a week later.

Saw my aunts body hit the floor after some nikkas did a drive by on my mama's house. She was the youngest of nine, just turned 20 and she was 8 months pregnant at the time. RIP Kay-K


This was all before the age of 10 and what i can remember off the top of my head and what i can mention.

 

[Illuminatos]

I walked in on some white guy grabbing my mom's t*ts.

 

[Ooh Marty]

@ the bold..... til I read the whole sh!t then no wonder why you f*cked up.

 

[Nintendough]

I remember watching my aunt and uncle fist fight at a family party. Scust @ him letting her edge him out in a fair one.

 

[Methodical]

all the weird and awkward things that you went through might turn you on?