What type of food is available in prison commissary

[DetroitEWarren]

I ask because people who do them prison videos always talc about how when you are loccd up you need commissary or you will starve, and that some people only eat from commissary since prison food is so nasty

But my question is, every time I see people get shyt from commissary it's only Ramen noodles, chips, and sweets. Is that really better than prison food? And can you survive off that for years without getting sick? Or is there more food options available in commissary

You ain't never gambled for soups in the county nikka

 

[Mastamimd]

Didn't stay long enough to care thank God

 

[DetroitEWarren]

I dont think I ever quoted @BrothaZay before in all the years I been using this shyt low key

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Nah I worked in that bytch.

U only worked in prisons for women
Rapist ass nikka

 

[Organic Trees]

That dirty bird is delicious

 

[Black]

U only worked in prisons for women
Rapist ass nikka

I worked in a male prison.

 

[2stainz]

gotdaym prison is awful

 

[DetroitEWarren]

I worked in a male prison.

FUKKIN FAGGIT








My bad bro that was unnecessary

 

[Kaypain]

nikka 3 days in a intake jail?! Lmao your blood sugar must of have you on some other shyt if all it took was 3 days and you ready to start stabbin lmao

After that nasty ass mud water they call coffee. And that nasty ass breakfast

Bland ass soggy meat they call fried chicken

 

[KillerB88]

Ate them raw.. or made a goulash with it. Water fountains had hot water faucets on the back.. so the soups were never an issue. I'd throw some hot sauce flavored fish sticks into a bag of crushed up cheetos, and throw in a soup cup. Add the hot water, and then seal up the bag of cheetos. Wait 5 minutes and you're good to go.

They got vienna sausages too. We'd add that sometimes too.

Chain gang delicacies.

 

[Black]

FUKKIN FAGGIT








My bad bro that was unnecessary

He must be referring to the federal halfway house I worked at we had women there.

 

[DetroitEWarren]

After that nasty ass mud water they call coffee. And that nasty ass breakfast

Bland ass soggy meat they call fried chicken

Them fried chicken patties doe...........



So did any of y'all nikkas do the put together noodle cook ups in the county/prison? Everybody add a noodle and extra shyt (chips, cheese, pickles, tuna, saved lunch/dinner, ect) all the noodles go in a garbage bag that's filled with water, then all the noodles are drained and spread with the seasonings and toppings.

This shyt saved nikkas from going hungry in that bytch. Dudes who owed the jail and couldn't receive commissary (they would take 80% and put it towards old room and board fees) got no extras unless we looked out for them with cook ups.

Them bytches were clutch. I still make them from time to time now when I got the munchies and shyt.

 

[Knuckles Red]

Probably a stupid question, but…can you door dash (cell dash?) in prison? Could a prisoner order pizza, or Chipotle, and have it delivered directly to their cell? I wouldn’t be able to go without my Chipotle (delish!!!).

 

[FaTaL]

Probably a stupid question, but…can you door dash (cell dash?) in prison? Could a prisoner order pizza, or Chipotle, and have it delivered directly to their cell? I wouldn’t be able to go without my Chipotle (delish!!!).

No, they make you buy their sh!t which is seriously overpriced. Ordering door dash would be a serious security issue

 

[Big Blue]

Ate them raw.. or made a goulash with it. Water fountains had hot water faucets on the back.. so the soups were never an issue. I'd throw some hot sauce flavored fish sticks into a bag of crushed up cheetos, and throw in a soup cup. Add the hot water, and then seal up the bag of cheetos. Wait 5 minutes and you're good to go.

They got vienna sausages too. We'd add that sometimes too.

Chain gang delicacies.