What the fukk is going on in Japan? Handjob karaoke?

Wildin

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:childplease: fukk I look like paying someone to beat me off
Then Holla at a bytch. Do what you have to do to get a woman to touch your dikk.

Manicured nails :banderas:.

You can rub or massage your own neck or shoulder when you're sore but you can't get it from an angle that's really effective. Plus your brain to your fingers, plus the point of contact are all interconnected therefore you know what to expect and you know what your going to do.

When youre getting a massage on your neck or back, shoulder or a handjob from a woman even if you're watching you have to wait for your brain to process and interpret the feeling. You don't know if she's going to squeeze or choke it, slow down or speed up.

Would you argue that a stationary sex doll or pocket p*ssy is or would be better than the real thing? Or is a broad throwing it back, moving her hips around what makes the sex good or her better than a dead fish?

Like I said, I'm not saying you can't beat your meat but unless you're painting your fingernails, soaking your hands in Vaseline and wearing a leather gloves for 48 hours, lubing up both hands and really playing with yourself for like 20 minutes, using all types of different grips, angles, teasing and edging yourself you're just not experiencing the full game.
 

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:childplease: fukk I look like paying someone to beat me off
And you're paying for the massage. The handjob is free, she wanted to do that on her own time after the paid session and services are complete :sas2:
 

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that's a dope and out there concept..talk about a handy twist to things.

what songs would do u perform while getting your Dongo shaken?

my track would be..

Beat it.

It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
 
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Damn... I plan on taking a trip there perhaps later on this year... I know Im gonna see some really wild shyt!
 

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