What the fukk is going on in Japan? Handjob karaoke?

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I find it so odd how Japan is so open sexually but yet has a problem with the birth rate.
Apparently, men over there are weaboos aka anime nerds who prioritize fantasy porn over reality.

It was a ColiPoster who said that japanese women would scoop up soldiers for the sole purpose of having kids with them back when he was deployed. He also said that military couples stationed there would have high break-up rates because Japanese women were extra horny.
 

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This isn't new. This is one of those things that gets recirculated on the Web every 2-3 years.

They have footjob/handjob karaoke.
 

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It's impossible to give yourself a better handjobs than someone else.

If youre lubing up both of your hands teasing yourself doing different strokes from different angles on yourself than you might be:wrist:
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nikka I been beating my own meat my WHOLE life. I know for a fact that no one can beat my meat like I can. I mean you can let me borrow your wife so I can see for sure :mjgrin:
 

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nikka I been beating my own meat my WHOLE life. I know for a fact that no one can beat my meat like I can. I mean you can let me borrow your wife so I can see for sure :mjgrin:

I don't get my handjobs from wife. You should know your own city better than me, all you gotta do is find an Asian massage parlour $35. They run your shoulders, back, leg, neck really loosen you up. Then finish you off.

I'm not saying you don't know how to do it. I'm saying there's things you can't and shouldn't be doing to yourself. Like I said using lubing up both hands, different angles, switching grips, teasing, edging, and all that and that's just with the meat n/h no ball play once again n/h.

Maybe I'm not in tune with myself but I don't be playing with myself like that, but I've been with some women who really took their time and milked my dikk like she had a grant from the usda.
 

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I don't get my handjobs from wife. You should know your own city better than me, all you gotta do is find an Asian massage parlour $35. They run your shoulders, back, leg, neck really loosen you up. Then finish you off.

I'm not saying you don't know how to do it. I'm saying there's things you can't and shouldn't be doing to yourself. Like I said using lubing up both hands, different angles, switching grips, teasing, edging, and all that and that's just with the meat n/h no ball play once again n/h.

Maybe I'm not in tune with myself but I don't be playing with myself like that, but I've been with some women who really took their time and milked my dikk like she had a grant from the usda.
:childplease: fukk I look like paying someone to beat me off
 

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Asian breh getting pulled...

I wonder if United is a sponsor :troll:
 
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