What Is Your Morning Routine My nikkas?

[Bless't]

Turn off alarm a million times
Wake up
Stand there
Take shower
Check coli posts in shower
Respond to fukkboy if necessary
Brush teeth in shower
Shave with razor and water only
Listenine rinse
Brush hair
Tie wife beater on head to lay hair down
Iron dress shirt
Iron jeans
Put on clothes
Tickle my wife's feet
Pinch my wife's cheeks
Palm my wife's big round head
Find keys find wallet find phone
Kiss my wife goodbye.
Remind her to wake the hell up because I'm leaving
Kiss my son good bye if he's awake
Take wife beater off head
Leave

For some reason this had me like...

 

[Mowgli]

For some reason this had me like...

Has me like

so much circumference. 360 degrees of

 

[Bless't]

 

[DreadHead P]

Wake up
turn on music
shyt/shower/shave
get half dressed (pants and shoes)
roll up and smoke while browsing social media
put on the rest of my clothes
head to train

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Wake up
Eat breakfast
Lay back in the bed to roll around more
shytpost on the coli
Take a shyt while I shytpost on the coli
Wash my ass
Brush the two teeth I have
Get dressed and continue to shytpost on the coli

 

[Jasonmask]

Bust a nut to wake up
Get high
Play a few quick games
Go to the gym

 

[The ADD]

Wake up
The Coli while waiting for my stomach to wake up
Bathroom
Flex in the mirror
Brush teeth
Drink at least 24 oz of water
Get dressed and got to the gym or for a run.

Still generally accurate