What do you say when another dude tells you he used to **** your girlfriend?

[mike_thecoli]

I have always wondered what to do in this situation. Here are the responses I've been given as suggestions in this kind of situation:

• Tell him that you're here now and he's in the past for a reason.
• Say, "That's funny, I don't think she noticed."
• Say, "Yeah, we have a good laugh when she talks about it."
• Play it off like it's absolutely no big deal whatsoever and look at him like an idiot for pointing it out.
• Sock him in the face immediately before he can mentally prepare himself.
• fukk HIM in the ass to establish dominance.
• Cry.

That's all I've been given. Any other thoughts?

Can't let dude dis you like that. You know what to do.

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

"Well, I appreciate you for convincing her to trade up."

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

THE NATURE BOY IS ALWAYS "THE OTHER GUY" dikkING YOUR GIRL WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Boutdatlife]

I will say "cool ma n!gga" and proceed to dump the chick and move on.

no point in picking a fight over a hoe...

So you don't even know dude and you'll leave your woman?

I understand if this one of your boys but a random breh

 

[Peruvian Connect]

"You sayin that to say what?"

 

[Brock Landers]

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Hit him with the face while he's and keep it moving

 

[Turbulent]

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Hit him with the face while he's and keep it moving

i swear i re-read that shyt three times like

i may use this one day when trying to get over someone

 

[homiedontplaydat]

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Hit him with the face while he's and keep it moving

 

[sixsixtwo]

Did you put her head in the toilet?

#BlackPhilipShow

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I just say hey good for u and she was fukking somebody else before u too

and she probably fukk somebody else after me if things dont work out

WE SHARE THAT GIRL

look i got u mad im with her and doing what u didnt do right and all and im doing all the right things that u weren't but i tell u what

here is my number i can hook u up with a decent a girl so u wont be so lonely with your PALM

Probably one of the best responses I've seen so far.

 

[ThaBoyBam]

Must think you p*ssy if he felt comfortable coming at you like that.

 

[ComputersPutin]

yall nikkas look crazy trying to say smart remarks back....lol

You shouldnt even acknowledge...dude..and keep it doing whatever you were doing. Now if he trying to tell you you saving a hoe...then you tell him you appreciate the heads up and keep it moving.

 

[Ricky Church]

I don't meet my girl's exes, and she doesn't meet mine.

fukk wrong with your relationship when your girl got her exes coming around to meet her current

 

[CrimsonTider]

All I got to say is...

*awaits response from Crimson Tider*

Something along the lines of:

I don't care what he did with her. All I care about is how she is with me. It doesnt bother me one bit that he used to fukk my woman. She shouldnt be unfairly held to a different standard. Women love sex too. She just happened to have it with him

 

[Blankthawtz]

him. ....then continue to run the train on the girl u two are currently fukking.. .