What do virgins imagine p*ssy feels like when they masturbate?

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Buckeye Fever said:
My homie stuffed a bunch of turkey lunchmeat inside an a small empty jif peanut butter jar and put it in the microwave for 10 seconds and fukked it and nuuted in it. In a daze, he put the jif top back on it and put it in the fridge.

His greedy ass uncle went over there the next day and he overheard his uncle tell his mom "gloria, i made me a sandwich wit some of that turkey in that jif jar"

His mom was like :wtf:
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who puts peanut butter in the fridge :dahell:

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ciubaca said:
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Might have to check what this is all about :banderas::whoo:
Yooo this + your favorite POV scene =:wow::whew::noah::lawd: Virgin Utopia.
 
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From what I remember I was just focused on gettin that nut off :patrice:

If you want feeling and sensations and shyt when you masterbating you would be using a fleshlight or some other pocket p*ssy.
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The post nut clarity after resorting to something like this must hit like a ton of bricks :mjcry:
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:lupe:Actually this is a interesting question. Good point about not having a template. Like asking someone what it feels like to sky dive, you can only experience vicariously if you've never done it.

I remember I got trolled once by this chick as a virgin. I never choked my chicken in high school. So we start discussing sex and I'm like :ehh:, this might lead to something real soon. I know she wasn't a virgin. She just moved to NC from Conneticutt. Light skin and thick and a year younger. It was all good till she asked me.......

CT Girl: what does it feel like to cum
Virgin NWA: To cum?
CT Girl: Yeah...to nut..
Virgin NWA..:laugh:...umm you know...it feels good
CT Girl: ...I mean, but how does it feel to you..:whoo:
Virgin NWA: ....aww :patrice:......it just feels good....can't even explain it :youngsabo:...(:patrice:)
CT Girl:...:francis:........really ok.........

so does it feel like peeing :sas2:
Virgin NWA: ..............................................................


..................................................................................I mean........
..........
.:hamster: .............yeah......kinda like that...:ld:
CT Girl: :usure:..........It doesn't feel like that. :comeon:..... It's more of release that feels much different than peeing.
Virgin NWA: Right .
.exactly....but it's still a release though:manny:
CT Girl::pachaha:.....ok
Virgin NWA: (on the inside :mjcry:)
 
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Buckeye Fever said:
My homie stuffed a bunch of turkey lunchmeat inside an a small empty jif peanut butter jar and put it in the microwave for 10 seconds and fukked it and nuuted in it. In a daze, he put the jif top back on it and put it in the fridge.

His greedy ass uncle went over there the next day and he overheard his uncle tell his mom "gloria, i made me a sandwich wit some of that turkey in that jif jar"

His mom was like :wtf:
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newworldafro said:
:lupe:Actually this is a interesting question. Good point about not having a template. Like asking someone what it feels like to sky dive, you can only experience vicariously if you've never done it.

I remember I got trolled once by this chick as a virgin. I never choked my chicken in high school. So we start discussing sex and I'm like :ehh:, this might lead to something real soon. I know she wasn't a virgin. She just moved to NC from Conneticutt. Light skin and thick and a year younger. It was all good till she asked me.......

CT Girl: what does it feel like to cum
Virgin NWA: To cum?
CT Girl: Yeah...to nut..
Virgin NWA..:laugh:...umm you know...it feels good
CT Girl: ...I mean, but how does it feel to you..:whoo:
Virgin NWA: ....aww :patrice:......it just feels good....can't even explain it :youngsabo:...(:patrice:)
CT Girl:...:francis:........really ok.........

so does it feel like peeing :sas2:
Virgin NWA: ..............................................................


..................................................................................I mean........
..........
.:hamster: .............yeah......kinda like that...:ld:
CT Girl: :usure:..........It doesn't feel like that. :comeon:..... It's more of release that feels much different than peeing.
Virgin NWA: Right .
.exactly....but it's still a release though:manny:
CT Girl::pachaha:.....ok
Virgin NWA: (on the inside :mjcry:)
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In all fairness though, it's kind of hard to describe what an orgasm feels like. :francis:
 
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