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RIP Fresh RIP Doe RIP Phat
Better than it actual does, I was disappointed when I lost my shyt
can you imagine making something like this? ppl going all Heisenberg just to get a good nutThe post nut clarity after resorting to something like this must hit like a ton of bricks
The post nut clarity after resorting to something like this must hit like a ton of bricks
can you imagine making something like this? ppl going all Heisenberg just to get a good nut
Damn dudes be goin to LENGTHS for that nut lmao...My homie stuffed a bunch of turkey lunchmeat inside an a small empty jif peanut butter jar and put it in the microwave for 10 seconds and fukked it and nuuted in it. In a daze, he put the jif top back on it and put it in the fridge.
His greedy ass uncle went over there the next day and he overheard his uncle tell his mom "gloria, i made me a sandwich wit some of that turkey in that jif jar"
His mom was like
And the first time the condom breaks and you feel the walls first handNothing could ever prepare a guy for that first time
When you finally solve the mystery of what those walls feel like for the first time
Son i legit can't read them texts, why she type like that, shyt make my head hurt dafuq
Raise your daughters brehsSon i legit can't read them texts, why she type like that, shyt make my head hurt dafuq
It must be a struggle to get that nut with no template to work with, or maybe you just think about kissing and rubbing tittys that's if they've even done anything like that of course.
your homeyMy homie stuffed a bunch of turkey lunchmeat inside an a small empty jif peanut butter jar and put it in the microwave for 10 seconds and fukked it and nuuted in it. In a daze, he put the jif top back on it and put it in the fridge.
His greedy ass uncle went over there the next day and he overheard his uncle tell his mom "gloria, i made me a sandwich wit some of that turkey in that jif jar"
His mom was like
So u never jacked off when u were a young virgin u just jumped straight to the p*ssy huh