Married for about two years and have no kids. I don't want to have to kill that nikka so I came to the coli for help.
What are some ways to steal a women from her husband?
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Araña;4215764 said:
I don't love other fish in the sea breh.
flusterose
dat dere chocolate
you just take her.
On some Borat shyt?
I was kinda hoping to make her fall in love with me and leave him voluntarily but if she doesn't realize that I'm the best man for her
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Ashley Banks
All I ever wanted was the world
Then another dude will make her fall in love with him and she'll leave you voluntarily.
ThaRealness
Superstar
Then another dude will make her fall in love with him and she'll leave you voluntarily.
Good point. I'll just kidnap her and break her ankles. I love her so much.
BlvdBrawler
Superstar
It's easy. All you have to do is wait for their honeymoon phase to be over, and then just be the nearest available man.
MikeBrownsJob
Seattle fan since 2013 *deal with it slime*
rape
REdefinition
Superstar
Demonic thread. Let us see what the good book says.
24 keeping you from your neighbors wife,
from the smooth talk of a wayward woman.
25 Do not lust in your heart after her beauty
or let her captivate you with her eyes.
26 For a prostitute can be had for a loaf of bread,
but another mans wife preys on your very life.
27 Can a man scoop fire into his lap
without his clothes being burned?
28 Can a man walk on hot coals
without his feet being scorched?
29 So is he who sleeps with another mans wife;
no one who touches her will go unpunished.
30 People do not despise a thief if he steals
to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
31 Yet if he is caught, he must pay sevenfold,
though it costs him all the wealth of his house.
32 But a man who commits adultery has no sense;
whoever does so destroys himself.
33 Blows and disgrace are his lot,
and his shame will never be wiped away.
34 For jealousy arouses a husbands fury,
and he will show no mercy when he takes revenge.
35 He will not accept any compensation;
he will refuse a bribe, however great it is.
The Lord has made it clear that this behavior should be avoided. Friend, leave this harlot alone. Find a single woman to grow a relationship with and turn from your demonry.
24 keeping you from your neighbors wife,
from the smooth talk of a wayward woman.
25 Do not lust in your heart after her beauty
or let her captivate you with her eyes.
26 For a prostitute can be had for a loaf of bread,
but another mans wife preys on your very life.
27 Can a man scoop fire into his lap
without his clothes being burned?
28 Can a man walk on hot coals
without his feet being scorched?
29 So is he who sleeps with another mans wife;
no one who touches her will go unpunished.
30 People do not despise a thief if he steals
to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
31 Yet if he is caught, he must pay sevenfold,
though it costs him all the wealth of his house.
32 But a man who commits adultery has no sense;
whoever does so destroys himself.
33 Blows and disgrace are his lot,
and his shame will never be wiped away.
34 For jealousy arouses a husbands fury,
and he will show no mercy when he takes revenge.
35 He will not accept any compensation;
he will refuse a bribe, however great it is.
The Lord has made it clear that this behavior should be avoided. Friend, leave this harlot alone. Find a single woman to grow a relationship with and turn from your demonry.
She's not black.
I'm not a monster. I just plan on spitting game when I have her chained up in my basement. I'm not gonna touch her vagina until she says it's okay.
:ducktales:
Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
If she'll cheat with you, she'll cheat on you.