What Are Some Things Your Father Told You That Stuck To You

[Wise]

My pops told me mostly bullshyt, and i learned early on his "advice" was the usually the opposite of what i should do. My Uncles and older cousins gave me good game tho.

-To be successful in business, you can be the best or the cheapest. But the best always wins.
-When in doubt, whip it out.
-Once the fight is on you must crush your enemy completely, no halfway fight
-Nobody ever got rich spending money, but everybody went broke spending money

Your pops was talking about a gun?

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Don't shave with a razor

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

Pops told all of us when we were coming up not to walk out the house until you can look in the mirror and see and feel how great you are.

 

[Super Ramon]

I'll come home with a 90 on my test in school. He'll ask "What happened to the other 10 points"?

What a douche bag

 

[Majestic Pape]

Keep as many opportunities open as you possibly can.

Don't ever turn your back on your friends.

If you're on a team, don't quit on the team.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

What man's the devil.

I'm 31 years old by God was he right

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I'll come home with a 90 on my test in school. He'll ask "What happened to the other 10 points"?

that's nothing. I came home with a 104/107 on a test and he asked me why didn't I get 107. I'm like nikkas do you not realize I got every fukking question that I was supposed to get right

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Your pops was talking about a gun?

Nah he was talking about my meat. When in doubt, whip my meat out. Basically, if i dont know if a girl fukking or not pull my dikk out. As stupid as it sounds, it has never failed me yet.

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

"I'm not paying no $100 for no shoes. Don't you know in some countries for $100 you can buy some damn feet?"

 

[Ruck]

Stop fukking around.

Don't call me for money.

Don't call me to bail you out.

Where did I go wrong raising you?

 

[UpAndComing]

that's nothing. I came home with a 104/107 on a test and he asked me why didn't I get 107. I'm like nikkas do you not realize I got every fukking question that I was supposed to get right

Ohh... my... god

 

[That Good 510]

Never bet double digit road favorites

 

[Wise]

Nah he was talking about my meat. When in doubt, whip my meat out. Basically, if i dont know if a girl fukking or not pull my dikk out. As stupid as it sounds, it has never failed me yet.

 

[Heat]

There is only two things that are guaranteed in life, death and taxes