What are some things on the Coli that made you crack up days later?

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I can’t stop laughing at the post that said the Covid vaccine could make you look like this:

 

[humminbird]

the gloryhole thread
@Don Diego
that guy with the mask costume I still chuckle at that

 

[Paper Boi]

Im not sure how it goes in your state but in VA. Everybody eating. I mean i know folk that never had a job get a 10k debit card.

My sister applied for a couple dudes we know that is locked up for a while now and got approved. Imagine being locked for some years and then get debit card with 8k or better on it.

Next chick never worked in her life got a 11k debit card. Didnt even use the tax it option. Said she never plan on having a job so why tax it.

Hope yall brehs flipped it. shyt i hope you applied all they can say is no

130 days later....

still cracking up



also slam azzz still gets me

 

[...o3]

...a couple of years ago there was a story on the webs about a young up and coming rapper/producer accused some cat in the migos' management of making him perform sexual acts for career advancement. i don't remember the rapper's name, but the accused goes by "Coach".

some poster who rarely ever posts, wrote something similar to, "be shocked when a cat named coach tells you to get back on D, bruhs".

i crying right now.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Somebody posted a picture of geodude in a thread about a blck wrestler born with no lower body.

I laughed. Felt horrible for laughing and then remembered that shyt days later and started laughing again. I need to ask for forgiveness everytime I remember that thread.

 

[Rozay Oro]

I can’t stop laughing at the post that said the Covid vaccine could make you look like this:

Post that thread

 

[Ciggavelli]

Those old Microsoft paint pictures of events. The Fredo in the cut, with a picture of Fredo Santana, seen through a magnifying glass, being inside a cut on somebody’s arm still cracks me up. GOAT level posting


Edit: can’t find the pic

 

[Zero]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/loveafterlockup-tyrese-in-the-blue-suit-gets-curved.812217/

Bruh popped up in a zoot suit trying to get some p*ssy

That original clip in the thread was bad enough but this gif KILLED me

 

[Neuromancer]

The Slam Ass thread.

 

[Joe Budden]

1. When you read the @Chris.B exposal and he’s in the thread trying his hardest to deflect and throw people off. Then there’s a point where the evidence is just too much. If I remember correctly it was a black woman who did him in. It was the ultimate karma.


2.

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

Free @Don Diego

 

[Cel 510 kid ados forever]

nikka described a coli nikka girl house i started dieing

 

[semicko82]

It was thread about guy who posted his STD test, but it backfired and ended up exposing himself.
I would post the thread, but it vanished out of thin air

 

[lespaulultra3]

The one with the guy that paid for some girl OF and a couple dudes in the thread claimed that they smashed. It was later revealed that the girl was a tranny.

 

[Womb Raider]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/hel...e-wasnt-a-man-yesterday.621696/#post-28967928

Yesterday on the Gold Mta bus in Baltimore a dyke stepped to me.

The scene: The gold bus runs east to west in north ave, one of baltimores main streets. Where I get on the bus it is already full of people, most of them going to pennslyvania ave stop Where the cvs that was set on fire is. I get on and stand at the very front of the bus.

When the bus stops at pennslyvania ave most of the people get off. Its about 7 people on the bus now so I sit down in the very front seat next to the handicap chairs.

A few stops past coppin this young butch with a hood on and the gangsta braids covering her face goes to exit the bus ( I thought it was a male). When the nikka gets to the front door she start patting her pockets like she was looking for something but couldnt find it. She then walk back onto the bus and comes directly to me.

This bytch then stands overtop of me, hood on, face covered in braids, leg touching mine, looking down on me and mumbles some shyt about a phone.

I respond. I rise, grab her by the collar, ask her ' is you crazy?', put her face in the window, then toss her to the floor and push her face into the floor. She eventually stop resisting so I loosen up.

Then she go to get up. Keep in mind, at this point I dont even know its a female, she still got her hood on. So I just rush her with more force because now I dont know if she going for something so Im preparing to put her lights out. I have a knife in hand.

Then she pull her hood off and say i'm a girl. I still couldnt tell and wasnt even listening. My attention is on making sure she isnt getting into her pockets.

But now everybody on bus getting involved.

This older white woman stand in between us, like I wont go through her too.

Then one of the muslim brothers that dye their beards put his hands on me yelling 'Respect!' over and over.

I bark on him too. Dont touch me, and stop yelling in my face.


Another female go to where the dyke was sitting and come to the front with her phone. Was on thr floor where she was sitting.

Nitch then take her phone and get off. I leave a word with her and sit down cause I got 3 stops to go. Now the driver pacing talking bout calling the police.

He eventually starts driving but now theres tension.

As I get off I apologize....this nikka responds 'man that was a girl tho'

nikkas is crazy man

I dont ride mta buses regularly, here's an example why.

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