What are some of the funniest weirdest nicknames for ppl around ur way?

[Playeroni]

In high school there was this little fat freshman who was dark as fukk and had really bad acne, so we called him "Star Crunch."

Another guy had a big burn scar on his hand that was pink, so he got called "Pinky"

But to add to the thread, we had a fat white chic we called Fatty McFat Fats and it just turn into Fats. Knew another nikka whose mom called him Boo Boo. Most embarrassing shyt ever.

 

[OliviaTwist]

It was a pair of twins that lived near my cousins with bad eczema.

We called them itchy and scratchy

 

[Taadow]

One-Nut
Ugmoe
Bad Teeth Keith