What are some of the funniest weirdest nicknames for ppl around ur way?

[sanityovar8ted]

ive heard a lady call her child muttony

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

ive heard a lady call her child muttony

that's horrible breh

 

[Ashley Banks]

One of my cousin's nicknames is "boobis".

I still don't know what that means or how he got it because his name is Joseph.

and one my boyfriend's cousin's nickname is "thee thee". I can't say it without laughing.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

One of my cousin's nicknames is "boobis".

I still don't know what that means or how he got it because his name is Joseph.

and one my boyfriend's cousin's nickname is "thee thee". I can't say it without laughing.

One of my good friend's name is vladimir we call that nikka "blah"

 

[JayYoung713]

I got a few potnas with funny nicknames there's my potna "Milk" dont know why they call him that. Theres my homie "Wig" theres my dawg "Brew" I got a uncle we call "Wishbone" nothing to do with the nikka from Bone unc bout 50 and always been "Wishbone", got another uncle we call "PoPo" no he's not the laws he just always been "Big Po" to us, got a potna we call "lil June" but this nikka like 6'2 280 got a gangsta ass potba we call "MoMo" who Im glad is my peoples because that nikka is crazy and should not be free and roaming in society with the rest of us. He is the definition of bout that life. Its morr but thats all that comes to mind right now

 

[Ricky Church]

this one Indian kid that was awkward as shyt in H.S. we called him "Taj" like dude from "Van Wilder"

kid named victor that used to live on the block, he was deaf...we just called him the "deaf kid"

one dude that was a straight dikk rider in school, always co-signing this fake ass rap fool with lame rhymes. we called him "D-RAN" stood for "dikk Riding Ass nikka"

white boy, called him Harry Potter cause he looked just like dude.

another white boy "Eminem" type named Danny Black (legally) we just added "the" in between. "Danny the Black" due to him always tryna be "down"

older cat that used to slang on the block hard as fukk and fight teachers...his nickname was "Tweety" ...go figure

one of my boys we used to clown and named him "9-time" due to his hoe GF breaking up with him 9 times in a row and him taking her ass back every time cause he was a simp

had this bytch that had more acne than a muthafukka, but she had a big ass birthmark near her lips that looked like the continent south america. we naturally called her "Continent"

chick had a big ass bird beak for a nose, they named her "Toucan Sam"

 

[IronFist]

there was this guy around my way called Michael jackson. if you seen him out and about and yell michael jackson, he would stop in mid-stride and start moonwalking

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Cop around our way that was an a$$hole we used to call shorty shytstain

Back in highschool this fat kid I know used to be call cupcakes

 

[Vandelay]

Growing in the late 90s Big Punisher was starting to blow up in the rap world. Close friend of mine was dark skin and skinny as hell, and nikkaz took to calling him Crack Punisher...or Crack Pun.

He's come a long way since then however.

 

[Non Sequitur]

In high school there was this little fat freshman who was dark as fukk and had really bad acne, so we called him "Star Crunch."

Another guy had a big burn scar on his hand that was pink, so he got called "Pinky"

 

[Recca Gatsby]

In high school there was this little fat freshman who was dark as fukk and had really bad acne, so we called him "Star Crunch."

LMAOOOOOO

 

[R.O. Double]

I don't know how I forgot about my cuzzin. The whole family called him "Booger Nose Keith" when you say the name you gotta say the whole thing like A Tribe Called Quest. It has never been just Keith or Booger or any other iterations. It's Booger Nose Keith or nothing. He been in jail since the 90s tho after police found out he was killing people.

It was 2 guys I used to work with and both of them was named Anthony. So we started calling one of them "Fat Anthony". Fat Anthony didn't like that and kept insisting that he wasn't fat, so we started calling him "Healthy Anthony" as a joke and it stuck.

It was this special ed student in high school that was a big No Limit fan. This was around the time that No Limit fell off and nobody was fukking with them but that one nikka in my school. He used to always be wearing fatigues a fake No Limit chain and talking bout jumping out the tank on nikkas. So we started calling him "P" short for Master P.

It was this lil nikka that had some kinda medical condition that gave him an enlarged head. All the nikkas he hung with called him "Moon Head".

This one nikka in middle school was talking to some broad and got hard. Someone notice and after that his name became "Boner"

That's all I can remember for now.

 

[Sweet]

My girl had a big head. We called her head almighty. This other chick we would call a place holder, basically a zero lol.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

I knew a girl named Dirty Tasha who's boyfriend was named Dirty Rob
I got a lesbian homegirl called Dyke Tyson
A grown ass man called Poopie
I got an Uncle named Forbecausein, cuz damn near every response from him start with "Forbecausein"

 

[Turbulent]

we always use the opposite nickname. most of them are in creole though.

-Darkskin dude we call "Grimo" (haitian word to refer to lightskin, kinda like Yellaboy)
-Ugly dude we call "Pouchon" (haitian slang for prettyboy)
-Another darkskin dudes used to call Blue.
-Some chick who literally had no neck (i think she had a medical condition) people would call her Joe or NoNeckJoe. probably the most messed up one...

Spoiler

the other ones involve word play but they are in french.