one of the greatest movies/magic tricks of ALL TIME
Tell us more, breh
of course i will! my grandmother was in a wheelchair and could not use her legs and could not walk at all. She lived in a house surrounded by woods. It is next to impossible to mow the yard when you cannot use your legs so she would hire this little Kat Williams looking guy to come and mow it. One day, in a crime of passion, i threw him from the house by the back of his collar and by the back of his waistband. i gripped both at once so that i could generate enough power for the toss. Feeling guilty, i had meant to go up there and mow the yard myself. It was 16 months before i got up there though. To my surprise, the yard was pristine brehs. I spoke to her, and asked her if she had hired someone else bc i knew that the first guy could not have come back bc i am man and thus, my word is supreme. once i ban someone, they stay banned. She told me that 'the hairy man' had done it, and that he always came at night.
Brehs, i waited three nights to see who this 'hairy man' was and on the 3rd night i witnessed a sight that would make your blood run cold. I had been in the living room sleeping on the floor and the first two nights i was shook bc there would be this light that came up the hill and then would sit in front of the house and then there'd be a loud thump and then it would go back down the hill. It took me 2 nights to figure out that that was the paperman, but i held my own. On the third night, I was awakened by rummaging in the shed outside, then i crawled over to the window and looked out there. There was a tall bipedal ape-like beast pouring gasoline into my grandfather's lawnmower. He was the height of Manute Bol but with the girth of current Shaquille O'Neal. I mean a naked Rick Ross wearing a fullbody Rick James wig-looking mufukka. He then pulled the chord and it sputtered. Again he pulled it, and again it refused to work. He said something that sounded like a curse word. It was then that my grandmother's turkey Hortense came around the corner and was looking into my eyes. I had long hated that bird but i was terrified at the moment. I put my finger to my lips and made the 'shh' sound but this stupid mufukka knocked over a bucket right beside the bigfoot which alerted him.
I had one of those huge floodlight flashlights that cost like a hundred dollars bc i like to have the maximum amount of light possible. I flipped it on and, in my fear and haste, accidentally flashed that shyt in my own face which caused me to scream and black out for a minute bc i had volts working in that bytch. But in two seconds, i had flipped it around and turned it on the ape-like beast. Got him right in the face, which resulted in him bellowing and then toppling backwards down the hill. The forest claimed him brehs. I called the police but they never came. Never saw him again, but yes, that is my bigfoot encounter.[/QUOTE/]
best post I've seen here in weeks, hold this rep
these deep web stories be on some other shyt sometimesthis reminds me of the rugrats theory
The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's imagination.
Chuckie died a long time ago along with his mother; that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time. Tommy was a stillborn; that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live. The DeVilles had an abortion. Angelica couldn't figure whether it would be a boy or a girl, thus creating the twins.
As for "All Grown Up," Angelica was a bipolar schizophrenic, who, as a teenager, became addicted to various narcotics, bringing her back to her childhood, thus creating a world in her mind that she obsessed over. Because of the time lapse between the present and the last time she interacted with her imaginary world, she made them older. Angelica was constantally taking hits of acid so she would never have to live without her creations. To her, her creations were her only company in a judgemental world.
Angelica's mom actually died of a heroin overdose. Angelica was schizophrenic and bipolar because she was a crack baby. Additionally, Drew, in his depression, married a gold digging whore that Angelica idolized because she fooled herself into thinking it was her real mom. However, she always had a concept of her mom, Cynthia. She used a barbie doll to mirror her birth mother's image—wearing an unwashed orange dress and jacked up hair—which is why she was so attached to it. Later in life she followed in her mother's footsteps, dying of overdose at age 13 when "All Grown Up!" was "cancelled."
The only rugrat not to be fictional however, was unborn Tommy's brother, Dil. However, Angelica didn't know the difference between Dil and her creations. Dil didn't follow her commands and after endless crying and a refusal to disappear like the others did when Angelica was angry with them, so she hit him. After she hit him, he screamed a screeching tune, and Stu ran in and pulled his neice off of his only child, but it was too late. Dil had a brain hemorrage, which resulted in a deformation. As he grew up, his damage only became more evident, and by the time he was 9 in "All Grown Up!" he lived as an outcast, being ridiculed for his weirdness and retardation. The immense guilt over this is what caused Angelica to start using drugs, and to un-create the rugrats briefly, until her experience with hallucinogenics.
Chaz lost his mind after the death of his first wife and was in denial that she was ever a prostitute. On a trip to Paris to find love, Chaz fell in love with a hooker named Kira (He was originally going to marry a different hooker, but she just wanted him for his money). Kira once had a daughter named Kimi, but the baby was torn from her by law due to her cocaine addiction. (Angelica imagined Kimi from Kira's stories.) Upon return to America, Chaz and Kira married and she got her greencard. It was a surprisingly happy and romantic story.
Kira continually stuggled with addiction, but was relatively happy with her new life with Chaz.
Suzie was Angelica's only friend, who entertained the thought of Angelica's creations because they seemed to make her happy. She later became a psychologist and teamed up with Nickelodeon to make the Rugrats. When Angelica died of the overdose, Suzie helped arrange her funeral. Because of her addictions and her mental state, Angelica was expelled from society, which lead to a break with reality and her eventual death. She spent the last days of her life in the back of the school cafeteria, imagining friends around her and playing with the lives of her creations.
these are legit
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