Shyt kinda reminds me of an experience i had
My homeboy hit me early on in the week one day tellin about his homegirl who goes to an all girl college who was throwin this party at a club called Studio 54. I was in as soon as he said all girls school. This nikka called me every day that week to make sure we was still hittin that party saturday. I got a homegirl who's a dike, i told her about the party and she said "yo im not sure but i think thats a gay party, i'll check and let chu know" but she never got back to me and i aint believe her anyway, i was stuck on this all girls school part. So saturday rolls around, i hear from my boy earlier on in the day but he stopped textin back later and i was goin to str8 to voicemail when i called. I got dressed thinkin he would call while i was gettin ready but he never did. I said fucc it, since i was already dressed imma hit the strip club. I get to the strip joint and i see a sign across the street for Studio 54, i went to this strip club all the time but i had completely forgot that that spot was across the street, i honestly didnt know where the party was. So I realize thats the spot and i'm like fucc it let me see what the party up in there is about. I walk in, regular lookin security dude pats me down, doesnt says shyt to me, i pay the chick to get in, still no one says anything to me. I walk in the spot and the first thing I remember was something that was clearly a dude walking pass me in high heels and a sleeveless blouse wit ruffles down the front. I was like
but i figured hey this is columbia, theres a fucc ton of sissies runnin around here, especially around the HBCU area where i was, this is just a normal regular party that a few gays just happened to show up to. So I'm makin my way to the bar, and i see some bad ass females in the spot so im feelin better, a gang of em was even in str8 lingerie too. I get to the bar, order a drink, and this big beastly dike broad walks up to me and says "you let me ask you a question, you don't get down do you? I told her i didn't know what she was talkin about and she says "your not gay are you? cause my girlfriend wants to holla at chu", my first instinct was to ask where her girl was, but before i could get that out i stopped and said "hold up, is this really a gay party?". As she's lookin at me like
my dike homegirl who told me it was a gay party walks up from behind her lookin at me like
. Thats when I notice the big ass rainbow flag they had hangover the bar, so now i'm like
and my homegirl is like
. I wanted to leave but she was like "yo you already paid to get in and got a drink, just come post up over here wit me and my girl where the females at", i looked around the whole club and i saw that it was pretty much divided in half, sissies on one side (and it was some scary shyt goin on over there
) and the other side was full of bad ass females, a bunch of dikes, and 1 or 2 nikkas that looked like they ended up there the same way i did. So i went over to the side wit the chicks and posted up in a corner and just observed. There was some bad ass bytches on that side so i was cool wit that, but every now and then i'd forgot and make the mistake of lookin on the other side, the dark side, and being reminded of where i was at. At one point during the night this "chick" in a short ass dress comes and stands directly in front of me (few feet away) and starts girating her ass hard as hell, but somethin wasnt right about it, i couldn't look cause i just had this feelin that wasnt a woman. The last straw was when i was pretty sure i couldnt smoke weed in there but I lit a J anyway, hit it one good time and security came by wit a flashlight, i stuck the j in my pocket and held the smoke in till they passed me, a few minutes later this sissie (guessin he was the promoter) hops on stage, gets the mic from the dj and says something like "yall mothafuccas aint gone be disrespectin this establishment smokin that shyt in here, i'm tryin to give you a place where you can come and be you" and he went on and on and on. I just said fucc it and left, but i had to walk thru the "dark side" to get out and that was easily the scariest 30 seconds of my life, i left out there and went runnin to the strip club across the street, got a lap dance from 3 betches at the same time tryin to get the images of what i just saw out my head.
Funny part is while i was leavin the gay spot there was this thick ass redbone female leavin out at the same time, i remember she had on some yellow booty shorts and her thighs looked so good i wanted to bite them. I seriously contemplated jumpin down or her but then i asked myself what I look like approachin a girl as we're both leaving a gay party