Went To A Gay Club In Hollywood On Sat

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Lure is overrated.

Speak on it....there was nothing but bad ones herding in there, but it seemed mad superficial and bougie out the ass, which is to be expected but this spot was on some other ish. Bouncer niqqa gunna walk out and holla 'YA'LL AINT GETTIN IN'. Thats how them niqqas get shot, btw. We were disappointed, but part of me was feeling like we weren't missing out on much. Would be interested in your impression of it, since you've obviously been inside.
 

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Once you got high as a fukkin kite you loosened up. :russ: Suddenly all them nikkas brushin up against you wasnt so bad after all and you even bagged a bytch who likes to fukk dudes she meets in gay clubs. :heh: Good luck nikka. You're future looks very positive. Haw man :snoop:

You speak confidently, as if you are experienced here. Something you want to share with the class?
 

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Single, straight women frequent gay clubs. They aint on some "ill, yucky, gay niqqas I hope I dont get a boner here" like ya'll insecure neegros. I texted a bunch of broads the next morning, and they were like "yeah, we do that 'ish all the time. Dont get harassed by thirsty niqqas all night, and we have a great time." All of 'em said roughly the same thing.

Learn something new. :manny:

But I definitely was checkin the adam's apple throughly, and ran her by my crew just in case I missed somethin.

That something new gonna be sex with a man breh. fukk checking that adam's apple, thats way to well know to be reliable.
 

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shoulda just hit stingaree instead :mjpls:

we was in L.A....thats why it was so difficult getting in to spots.

Sting used to be my SHT in like 2010 when it was predominately a hip hop club --- but now they on that sorry house music hype like everyone else, and they've fallen off as a result. Dont even fck with it. F6ix, Ivy, Hard Rock for multiple wins now.
 

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we was in L.A....thats why it was so difficult getting in to spots.

Sting used to be my SHT in like 2010 when it was predominately a hip hop club --- but now they on that sorry house music hype like everyone else, and they've fallen off as a result. Dont even fck with it. F6ix, Ivy, Hard Rock for multiple wins now.

f6 got bougie broke black folk, the most confusing place there is :skip: If sting was ur shyt in 2010 then Im pretty sure weve crossed paths :cheers:
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f6 got bougie broke black folk, the most confusing place there is :skip: If sting was ur shyt in 2010 then Im pretty sure weve crossed paths :cheers:
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Cheers, bruh

Outside of southeast, SD stay on that black folk huxtable swag....I aint mad at it, if I can pull a Lisa Bonet by the end of the night.:ahh:

Sting aint been the same since that cab driver crushed they buildings. Literally.
 

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Cheers, bruh

Outside of southeast, SD stay on that black folk huxtable swag....I aint mad at it, if I can pull a Lisa Bonet by the end of the night.:ahh:

Sting aint been the same since that cab driver crushed they buildings. Literally.

nikka I was there that night and just got in. :jawalrus: Stupid white boys tried to kill that nikka so he hit the gas and ran some bytches over :damn: Club kept partyin too :birdman:
 

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nikka I was there that night and just got in. :jawalrus: Stupid white boys tried to kill that nikka so he hit the gas and ran some bytches over :damn: Club kept partyin too :birdman:

lol...I was there too! haha. We were just leavin when we heard a loud ass crash. We kept movin' tho. Not like white folks runnin to the danger to go so whats up before they get shot n sht. Thats wild that everybody kept doing they thing inside. Didnt know that. Thought there would have been choas
 

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lol...I was there too! haha. We were just leavin when we heard a loud ass crash. We kept movin' tho. Not like white folks runnin to the danger to go so whats up before they get shot n sht. Thats wild that everybody kept doing they thing inside. Didnt know that. Thought there would have been choas

Dj was like theres been a lil accident outside but fukk it :dj2: and played shots by lil jon :russ: I was like little :dwillhuh: bytch was bleeding out outside :huhldup: fukk it I kinda want some shots now :laugh:
 

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Backstory:

So a group of us were in Hollywood trying to get into this nightspot called Lure, and a couple of other joints. Once they let us know that either it wasnt happening, or we were going to have to drop mad chip as a collective, we decided to retreat.

Well....we got one cat in the group whom we've all known for years, but recently came out to some of members of the group (not me because I was formerly very homophobic and he didnt know how I'd respond). He suggested we all go to this gay club that he always frequents. He told us there would be single women there, so there was potential. We were all liqued as hell, so we're like "fck it."

Yo....real talk there is a lot of fckery there. Wild mango...Dudes on dudes on dudes. Makin out --- instead of go-go dancers there were stripper niqqas wearin nothin but speedos, dudes holding hands...the whole nine. I had the :birdman: grill for the first half n hour, which elicited a "is everything okay?" question more then a few times.

But once I relaxed and puffed a J it wasnt that serious. Only a sexually confused, immature niqqa not in charge of his own feelings gets wildly intimidated by gay people (it is a tough site up close tho, not gunna lie). Most importantly I got a chance to have a convo with my recently outed friend, and it meant a lot to him to have my support, and meant a lot to myself to offer it.

Plus I was able to bag a cute shorty (yes, she was a female!) from a gawddamn gay club (im proud of this). There werent many, but apparently they love it when straight men can enter a gay spot. Overall it was a wild, absurd, fun time and the last step towards getting over my homophobia.

Ima take the different approach here... I salute u for suppprting your friends and trying to step outside of the box. Butttttttt... Your friends shouldn't have took you to no gay club tho. I personally couldn't do it, im not homophobic unless it's that flamboyant faq shyt, it literally makes me wanna throw up sometimes. So I wouldn't have gone. Just like I have white friends that like country but they no I hate it, so it's not something they'd play around me. Seeing all of them confused dudes acting like women I woulda had the :scusthov: all night, amd dude woulda probably been hella offended. I look at it like this, aint no nikka gonna fart and wave it in ya face unless he fukkin wit u, shyt is just disrespectful just like draggin a straight man to a gay club. Lastly I ain't taking home nothing from a GAY club. nikkas be lookin like bytches and vice versa. And on that note breh...
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Ima take the different approach here... I salute u for suppprting your friends and trying to step outside of the box. Butttttttt... Your friends shouldn't have took you to no gay club tho. I personally couldn't do it, im not homophobic unless it's that flamboyant faq shyt, it literally makes me wanna throw up sometimes. So I wouldn't have gone. Just like I have white friends that like country but they no I hate it, so it's not something they'd play around me. Seeing all of them confused dudes acting like women I woulda had the :scusthov: all night, amd dude woulda probably been hella offended. I look at it like this, aint no nikka gonna fart and wave it in ya face unless he fukkin wit u, shyt is just disrespectful just like draggin a straight man to a gay club. Lastly I ain't taking home nothing from a GAY club. nikkas be lookin like bytches and vice versa. And on that note breh...
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Naw, I feel you black --- but he asked and I agreed. Plus it was a group of us, all straight except one, so it wasnt like I was the only straight nicca in a sea of batti. Sometimes you gotta step outside the box sometimes and live life. It was a hell of an experience, I'll say that.

The girl was coo'. I know the stereotypes ya'll workin with, and I'd be the same way on the outside looking in, but we straight on that. All the way, actually. lol
 
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