Well The Barber Pushed My Hairline Back. :Francis:

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Hi my name is OnLyLnO and i got my shyt pushed back,

I knew something was wrong when this dude sprayed my hair with that smell-good for like 45 seconds.
.


Hopped out the chair, turned around, and my reflection brehs...

It hit me like a cancer diagnosis.

Swear to god, my knees got weak, vision got blurry, throat dry was dry.





I turned to the Barber like



He staring back at me like



the barber at the chair next to us looking at my tape like

We both tried to play it off, He asking me do i want the razor?

Told him nah its cool, i'm in a hurry.


but I could barely hand the dude his money.




Left the shop heated, got in the car sweating like Ben Carson around nikkas.
I told myself it ain't that bad. Maybe, I always had a big forehead



Drove home, walked into the house, Family immediately spotted me like





Went straight to the bathroom. Checking the mirror still in denial
I'm looking goofy trying to find an angle where that shyt works.
but it aint happening.
I gotta accept it.



But it's not fair brehs


I'm a good patron; I got a lil dandruff but i'm a generous tipper;

I always ask my regular barber about his personal life
He tells me that he got plans. Cutting is only his side hustle.

Dude has been working on a B.A. at the university of phoenix for like 8 years.


StilI, I always encouraged him.


I was having a great day.
I had plans for the week.



How am i going to show my face at work.
I can't rock a fitted on the Job.
I'm a charismatic dude and i'll be able to spin this.
But i know people will now judge me forehead first.


What about the women in my life?
I'm about three conversations away from getting with a girl at work.
Now that my confidence is shook, is flirting even going to work?

This barber might have pushed back my entire life.
How do i compensate?



All of this because my regular Barber was out.
Only open chair was the old Jamaican dude in the shop
I thought his age would mean greater wisdom and experience.
Dude's fingers smelled like Black and Milds



Help brehs. This is a safe place.
I need advice, counsel, moral support.
brehs who have gone through this.
How have you managed?

it must be a hard month for all barbers. mine didn't push my hairline back but he cut my hair lower than i wanted, RIGHT AFTER i told him how i wanted it ​

 

[OfTheCross]

Hi my name is OnLyLnO and i got my shyt pushed back,

I knew something was wrong when this dude sprayed my hair with that smell-good for like 45 seconds.
.


Hopped out the chair, turned around, and my reflection brehs...

It hit me like a cancer diagnosis.

Swear to god, my knees got weak, vision got blurry, throat dry was dry.





I turned to the Barber like



He staring back at me like



the barber at the chair next to us looking at my tape like

We both tried to play it off, He asking me do i want the razor?

Told him nah its cool, i'm in a hurry.


but I could barely hand the dude his money.




Left the shop heated, got in the car sweating like Ben Carson around nikkas.
I told myself it ain't that bad. Maybe, I always had a big forehead



Drove home, walked into the house, Family immediately spotted me like





Went straight to the bathroom. Checking the mirror still in denial
I'm looking goofy trying to find an angle where that shyt works.
but it aint happening.
I gotta accept it.



But it's not fair brehs


I'm a good patron; I got a lil dandruff but i'm a generous tipper;

I always ask my regular barber about his personal life
He tells me that he got plans. Cutting is only his side hustle.

Dude has been working on a B.A. at the university of phoenix for like 8 years.


StilI, I always encouraged him.


I was having a great day.
I had plans for the week.



How am i going to show my face at work.
I can't rock a fitted on the Job.
I'm a charismatic dude and i'll be able to spin this.
But i know people will now judge me forehead first.


What about the women in my life?
I'm about three conversations away from getting with a girl at work.
Now that my confidence is shook, is flirting even going to work?

This barber might have pushed back my entire life.
How do i compensate?



All of this because my regular Barber was out.
Only open chair was the old Jamaican dude in the shop
I thought his age would mean greater wisdom and experience.
Dude's fingers smelled like Black and Milds



Help brehs. This is a safe place.
I need advice, counsel, moral support.
brehs who have gone through this.
How have you managed?

time heals all hairlines, breh

 

[Rozay Oro]

Make a fake doctor's note saying you gotta wear a durag to work

 

[Edub]

Hi my name is OnLyLnO and i got my shyt pushed back,

I knew something was wrong when this dude sprayed my hair with that smell-good for like 45 seconds.
.


Hopped out the chair, turned around, and my reflection brehs...

It hit me like a cancer diagnosis.

Swear to god, my knees got weak, vision got blurry, throat dry was dry.





I turned to the Barber like



He staring back at me like



the barber at the chair next to us looking at my tape like

We both tried to play it off, He asking me do i want the razor?

Told him nah its cool, i'm in a hurry.


but I could barely hand the dude his money.




Left the shop heated, got in the car sweating like Ben Carson around nikkas.
I told myself it ain't that bad. Maybe, I always had a big forehead



Drove home, walked into the house, Family immediately spotted me like





Went straight to the bathroom. Checking the mirror still in denial
I'm looking goofy trying to find an angle where that shyt works.
but it aint happening.
I gotta accept it.



But it's not fair brehs


I'm a good patron; I got a lil dandruff but i'm a generous tipper;

I always ask my regular barber about his personal life
He tells me that he got plans. Cutting is only his side hustle.

Dude has been working on a B.A. at the university of phoenix for like 8 years.


StilI, I always encouraged him.


I was having a great day.
I had plans for the week.



How am i going to show my face at work.
I can't rock a fitted on the Job.
I'm a charismatic dude and i'll be able to spin this.
But i know people will now judge me forehead first.


What about the women in my life?
I'm about three conversations away from getting with a girl at work.
Now that my confidence is shook, is flirting even going to work?

This barber might have pushed back my entire life.
How do i compensate?



All of this because my regular Barber was out.
Only open chair was the old Jamaican dude in the shop
I thought his age would mean greater wisdom and experience.
Dude's fingers smelled like Black and Milds



Help brehs. This is a safe place.
I need advice, counsel, moral support.
brehs who have gone through this.
How have you managed?

Damn near a year and a half, two years later and this shyt still have me

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

My forehead isn't big and the side of my shape up aren't either. I'm convinced this nikka my so called barber is trying to make me look like his ass .

nikka sides of his shape up is like 3 inches tall FOH.
HE BE DAPPING ME UP PROLLY hate my guts on the low. And I be tipping his nut ass.

View media item 7470Lowkey I do be feeling like that every now & then.

 

[Another Man]

Make a fake doctor's note saying you gotta wear a durag to work

Rock a medicinal durag brehs

 

[prettyblacck]

 

[dakidblu]

Thread got me hollering

 

[badtguy]

Update: I cut my own hair now and my shape up is on point.

 

[Edub]

@onlylno how you livin' now breh....this thread has givin so much comedic joy to so many....it's only right we check in for an update.

That hairline good breh...you out here paul George wit it.....or it Neva came back and you decided to let it go for the dame dash/MJ baldy....how u livin breh?

 

[onlylno]

@onlylno how you livin' now breh....this thread has givin so much comedic joy to so many....it's only right we check in for an update.

That hairline good breh...you out here paul George wit it.....or it Neva came back and you decided to let it go for the dame dash/MJ baldy....how u livin breh?

Man...i'm still dealing with the fallout from this cut.

My old barber finally got his degree and official put up his clippers. last.i heard, he's got a decent office gig and working on his MBA.



As for me..My hair is on that no hair line w nappy fro look commonly associated with cornball brothas like Donald Glover.



I've been due for a cut for like the last 2 months but i've been putting off making the move to a new barber. I'm legit scared of a repeat L. Especially now, since, my hairline has now "matured". I don't have room for any errors.

 

[Diondon]

Rock a medicinal durag brehs

 

[LordLyons]

Make a fake doctor's note saying you gotta wear a durag to work

i think i had enough coli today

 

[King & Duck]

Has anyone commented on how good homie's hairline is? Who is breh?

 

[Imhotep2]

Has anyone commented on how good homie's hairline is? Who is breh?

thats Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
How much melanin do you have?