Ey but low i've done this before. Back when I was in college I was out at a white bar with my boy. Everyone was crazy drunk. Well a little fight happened outside as we were leaving. My dumbass tried to intervene and break it up cause I hate fights. One dude was like 6"3 roided up white boy. Other dude was like 5"8 puerto rican. Well I broke it up but the 6'3 dude's girl was in the crowd just yapping.
Like she wouldn't shut up. She was instigating like a motherfukka. I was super drunk so I didn't know what I was doing when I said "Shut the fukk up bytch"
All of sudden that 6'3 roided up UFC looking white boy turned his attention towards me
..I was about to get the breaks beat off me by a white boy. I heard the n-word about 50 times.
..Then
my homie Kenny
in front of me. What proceeded was the worst ass whooping that has ever commenced. I mean he was taking Jon Bones Jones type elbows to the face, Only thing that was preventing Kenny from hitting the ground was dudes combos standing him up
At this time I was over in the cut by my car smoking a black just watching
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Aftermath
Ambulance/police came and I got the fukk outta dodge. Kenny had to go to the hospital for multiple lacerations. He fell into deep depression and alcoholism after that and dropped out of college
He now works at a call center in New Hampshire.