Weirdest **** just happened to me.

[MBwithadream]

Maybe I can ask around for some people in the Coli to help you cope with your problem.

One guy I think might help is Mr. Somebody, but I ain't heard from him lately.

Who do you hope to find advice from?

 

[Lewis Black]

So, I'm napping on the couch and someone is banging on my door.

My two dogs started barking, like they usually do.

I stand up, walk to the door, open it....then, with the straightest face EVER I randomly yell/roar

If you roared/yelled like this

Spoiler

Your testosterone levels are over 9000

If you roared/yelled like this

Spoiler

You got aids my dude

 

[msims]

If you roared/yelled like this

Spoiler

Your testosterone levels are over 9000

If you roared/yelled like this

Spoiler

You got aids my dude

It was definitely the first one, though. I was raging, breh. shyt would be funny if I recorded it. lol

 

[young3000]

stay off the drugs son

 

[JasonSJackson]

So, I'm napping on the couch and someone is banging on my door.

My two dogs started barking, like they usually do.

I stand up, walk to the door, open it....then, with the straightest face EVER I randomly yell/roar as loud as I can about 5 times, then I shut the door.

It's my girlfriend on the other side of the screen door, so the entire time she's looking at me like.

She waits like 10 seconds after I shut the door and then knocks again.

I finally wake up for real, and let her in.

She's like WTF was that Jay?
I'm like....jokingly, bathsalts

Shes like. Ah, I get it.

But in reality, I have NO clue what the fukk just happened. I could clearly see her at the door. But I could not stop the retarded ass yelling. shyt kind of scared me, breh. I'm so confused.

Me neighbors where outside too. I could hear them after I shut the door. Their expressions sounded like "ok...well alright"

shyt is confusing.

 

[Sinnerman]

lol at the visualization

 

[ineedsleep212]

Next time, you gonna take it further and Big Lurch ya girl.

 

[Rigamortus]

You got demons in your house my nikka.

Pray to have these demonic spirits removed from your house.

 

[duncanthetall]

Yeah, pretty sure you caught the retard and that shyt is manifesting in your sleep. Or maybe its been awaken because you've recently hit an age plateau. Like mutant powers.

 

[Token]

This is some of the funniest ish I've read on here.

 

[Mountain]

Something very similar happened to me a couple years back, not sure if i should tell it though

 

[MBwithadream]

Something very similar happened to me a couple years back, not sure if i should tell it though

 

[Darealyst Clark]

weird ass nikka

 

[Rominati]

nikka its the devil

 

[MicIsGod]

I been sittin here tryin not to laugh outloud in front of my fam.