Mondays in the Humidor with the Big Cigar - 12/14/15 Part 1
By: Jesus Shuttlesworth and Eric Nahlin
Background
“Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats.”— H.L. Mencken
In a sentence, that’s how we feel about this Texas program from top to bottom and last week was one fiasco too many as the Texas brass, and to an extent Charlie Strong, pulled up in their clown car, collectively honked their bright red noses, and proceeded to nearly make Tulsa University look like a destination job. After watching the events last week, I can’t help but wonder if Mike Perrin wears size 18’s. To be fair, after watching the last two seasons of Texas football, I’m nearly convinced Strong does.
But the difference between last week’s clown show and the two football seasons preceding it is one of intentionality. You don’t miss out on your best hope for 2016, Sonny Cumbie, and nearly get “Heismanned” by Tulsa’s finest with hundreds of millions of dollars at stake in the form of donations, ticket revenues, and merchandising dollars, not to mention the damage to a once proud “brand” which once could pull the best and the brightest with a phone call and a stroke of pen. You don’t unless that’s your preferred outcome which makes me think, oh how the mighty have fallen—so far that they’ll likely be coming to a rodeo near you.
So who’s to blame for one of the most embarrassing weeks in the history of Texas football?
We know what we know and we know what we think we know, and we’ll try to paint an accurate picture for you about last week and the circumstances leading to the fiasco. Perhaps the most important piece of information to keep in mind as you read the rest of this piece is the following—there is a critical mass of donors and members of the athletics department that feel Charlie Strong getting a fourth year would be disastrous for the Texas program. Full disclosure, I agree with them.
Where we disagree is the way to go about making sure that does not happen for the good of the program. On the flip side, if the Texas brass says it wants to give Strong the resources to succeed, then they need to do it with actions and not words. Their actions last week tell me that’s not the case and it wouldn’t be fair to not report on some.
Not to get into a history lesson here, just some background only, we’ve never been mouth-pieces at Inside Texas. Perhaps through cyber osmosis the fabric of our outfit has been influenced by our founder Robert Heard. Heard is famous for being the upstart journalist who grilled DKR in what were historically “soft-ball” formatted press conferences. After one especially heated press conference, one which Heard repeatedly pressed the venerable coach, Royal asked one of the friendlier reporters as they were walking out of the press room, “Who the hell was that?”
The reporter replied, “Oh, that was Robert Heard, you know, the guy who got shot by Charles Whitman.”
Royal replied, “Hell, is he still pissed about that?”
So yes, that’s IT in a nutshell. We won’t stand quietly aside and let anyone get railroaded, especially the Texas fans and anyone being pushed out unfairly to the detriment of the school. As Texas fans, you should be upset, and here’s where you can assign your blame.
Charlie Strong Not Blameless
Why are we here to begin with?
From a wins and losses standpoint, Strong’s first two seasons at Texas are, once again, historically bad. When you throw in the manner in which he’s lost ball games in blowout fashion, there are plenty of reasons to dump the head guy. The blowout losses in 2015 alone including a shutout defeat to Iowa State, a team that Westlake High School could manage a field goal against, is reason enough to fire the guy and reason enough to pull out all of the stops to land Cumbie, but I digress. However, what makes this even more frustrating is that Strong was warned by the former AD (and this publication) that bringing in Shawn Watson initially would result in offensive disaster. And the disaster of 2015 was certainly offensive, netting Watson a demotion after the first game of the season and an embarrassing scarlet letter of a lost spring and August for a team and an offense that can’t afford to waste time in a rebuilding period.
Which brings us to the current situation…
Mismanagement of players’ personalities and team dynamics has been an embarrassing hallmark of Strong’s tenure at Texas. The case in point is Jake Raulerson, ostensibly your starting center in 2016 and someone who failed to find snaps playing behind Taylor Doyle—the Mike Webster of Texas football allegedly. Here’s a kid, a poster boy for the Strong core value/work ethic and someone Charlie had sat down with in-season to talk about snaps and what Jake needed to do to get better and more playing time, and it’s beyond comprehension that Strong was shocked when Raulerson stuck a transfer form on the coach’s desk at season’s end. If you’re going to tell a player like Raulerson, a solid citizen, and a player who’s at least as good as Doyle for even the most discerning eye, that he’s going to get snaps, then you’d better get him snaps or you’re out one starting center for the all-important 2016 season. Losing future starters who graduate in three years is not the stuff of rebuilds. This just in.
All of this and more can be set at the feet of Strong, and I’m confident Mike Perrin knows full well every detail of every aspect of Strong’s failing. dikkens said, “Never do tomorrow, that which can be done today. Procrastination is the thief of time.” Charlie Strong’s timeline is certainly a thief if we’re being honest.
To Fire or Support
“Blank Checks, Charlie has our full support”. Stop! It’s as clichéd as “winning is a game of inches” or there’s not an “I” in team. It’s well documented on our site that there’s a faction of donors, actually a majority of big donors that matter who think coach Strong is simply not the man for the job. It’s critical mass that has been steadily building since the Notre Dame game and includes all geographic regions in Texas and all age demographics. Hell the guy who pledged Strong’s buyout is in his 40’s.
There’s also the case of the athletic director who has to operate in the realm of firing a head coach two years into a rebuild and by all reports he’s feeling the exact same as the stakeholders he reports to after consulting a contingent of football people. As we’ve reported on the site, Perrin was always going to give Strong another year because firing coaches after two seasons isn’t what Texas does, but make no mistake, Perrin thinks Strong needs to be gone after 2016 so Texas can get on with the business of winning and so do the vast majority of his constituents. This isn’t news…
What is news is Perrin really didn’t give coach Strong “full support” in procuring Cumbie. He wasn’t on the ground in Austin when Strong needed a “go-between” to navigate asymmetrical questions from Cumbie like, “will Strong be around in 2017?” or “can you tell my pregnant wife how to navigate the sales side of the house process if we need to relocate to Lubbock if Strong does get canned?” A true salesman, ahem, Mack Brown would have answers to these questions, but we have a football coach, not a salesman. I know it, you know it, and Perrin knows it.
We all know that Strong is not Mack Brown, so where’s the support? Where’s Perrin to close the deal if we are truly committed to winning in 2016? The short answer is NYC. The long answer is a bit more Machiavellian.
Athletic Director Incompetence or Machiavellian Tendencies
Passive aggressive is your term of the day because that’s how the athletic department seems to be acting lately in its operations with coach Strong. There are leaks dating back to November that give names and contract numbers to outlets when everyone knew the Cumbie hire was the most important hire in Texas football since, well, Charlie Strong. Had we cared about Cumbie, you plug the leaks, go on a mole hunt, and then reset the story line so the negotiations you began in October don’t sabotage what is going to take place in November. Again, we’re not guessing here.
As someone who is privy to how the sausage is made, why not just fire the guy if you’re going to allow a drip, drip, drip of bad news in the program including but not limited to the clown show that was the offensive coordinator hiring process? The answer simply is that the Texas program and specifically the athletic director think the biggest risk for the program is to win nine football games next season. It’s sad but true.
So evidently the AD thought it better to feign support for the Strong regime publicly on one hand, and allow Strong to sink or swim with the most important hire of his tenure during the negotiation process on the other. Now some —this writer included— will argue that we’re here as a result of Strong’s incompetence in assembling a staff but it doesn’t change the fact that Cumbie was there for the taking after two months of negotiations if the Athletic Director truly wanted this to happen. The AD’s attitude also belies the fact that Cumbie gave Texas the best chance to win and recruit in 2016 so pulling out the stops, regardless of who was at fault, was the play all along—unless you want to sacrifice the short-term in order to maximize the long run.
For background, Texas paid Perrin a lot of money to be at Texas and paid Brown a lot of money not to be at Texas. So it begs the question, why is Perrin in NYC when one of the biggest assistant coaching contracts in college football history needs to be signed on the line that is dotted? If that’s full support, then give me half support every day of the week. You don’t let a guy like Strong, with an obvious deficiency in negotiations, lean on his weaknesses to hire offensive coaches and right the program’s ship unless you prefer that outcome. Unless you’re going to argue that Perrin is incompetent which I don’t believe he is.
And if you’ve had the golden handcuffs you understand Work Performance Programs in corporate America. Corporate America loves them because they allow you to fire an allegedly substandard employee with a modicum risk of legal blowback. From my corporately trained eye, I think Strong is being documented, right or wrong, and his hiring skills are one of the tasks they’ll use to document his deficiencies. The question is begged that if that’s the case, why let Fenves come in to save the day with Sterlin Gilbert? The obvious answer is that Fenves realized the PR disaster of Gilbert going back to Tulsa unsigned and stepped in to limit the PR damage. Is that Strong’s fault? I guess it is to an extent, but couldn’t we just fire Strong and move on if he’s not the guy instead of risking embarrassment to the University?