Watching HGTV....shyt is pissing me off B

[Colilluminati]

Wife has this channel on all the time.

"I'm a stay at home mom and my husband is a firefighter. Our budget for a new house is $750,000" - Get the fukk out of here

I seen one episode were breh said his Max was $900,000 . bytch cut him off like we're willing to spend over a million if we have to .

Breh started giggling like a bytch


They brought a house for over a million and the bytch said it still needed some upgrade .



Tariq and Christinia Wifey be watching this shyt faithfully


bytch spending $2000 to make a wood wall out of old wood

 

[pete clemenza]

No lies are told in here but HGTV is still the shyt tho

 

[Kinguno]

Wildest part is sometimes they already own the house and other times some of the houses they visit belong to friends

 

[ORDER_66]

My mom be watching these shyts family talking about half a million dollar house, its a fukking broom closet bytch, that shyt aint worth half a million...

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

@ this thread

 

[Monoblock]

fukkin sickening man. These b*stards budgets be ridiculous. "We have a budget of 700-800k". They be having the pick of some crazy houses and the wife always seems to not have a job and has the final say so on the pick of the house. I know cats who still live 7-8 people in a 2 bedroom 1 bathroom apartment. Hell and they have some show where these b*stards be shopping for a vacation house on an island or huge ass mansion in the woods and the wives always bytchin.

 

[He Who Posts Well]

fukkin sickening man. These b*stards budgets be ridiculous. "We have a budget of 700-800k". They be having the pick of some crazy houses and the wife always seems to not have a job and has the final say so on the pick of the house. I know cats who still live 7-8 people in a 2 bedroom 1 bathroom apartment. Hell and they have some show where these b*stards be shopping for a vacation house on an island or huge ass mansion in the woods and the wives always bytchin.

Get married brehs

 

[Monoblock]

Get married brehs

Its another one where the wives are even worse. I think the shows are called Love it or List It and Property Brothers. Wives be bout to have a fit and throw literal temper tantrums like children over color of the marble counter tops and say shyt like "Thats not what I wanted" or "Thats not what we agreed upon" with NO fukkIN JOB. Husband comes in from work with a psycho bytch yelling at these people trying to help them out. shyt is crazy. I think I saw one where the wife was walking down the street crying over some silly shyt and the husband had to run after her and comfort her.
I can't watch these shows anymore.

 

[ORDER_66]

You can't be fukking serious!!!

 

[Monoblock]

You can't be fukking serious!!!

Fat fukkin pig shytted on that kitchen but I guarantee she doesn't have a job and cant pay for shyt. Puke yellow..ok bytch then how about you don't get to eat shyt out of the kitchen since you hate it so much but you know that won't happen. Her heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, having ass probably came right back in there a 5 minutes later and burst open a pack of ho-hos yelling.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

You can't be fukking serious!!!

already knew what this was off the rip cause of the still

 

[Colilluminati]

You can't be fukking serious!!!

The minute he said $60,000 I turned it off . Fat bytch

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Tiny homes is proof that white people have too much time and money on their hands. fukk I look like spending 70000 on a 300 sq ft home

Seen one where it was a family of 5 in a 5000 sq ft home and they were like "moving in a tiny home will be a great experience " Their kids were at that shyt.

That flip or flop show is ass as well. Got that uptight designer bytch flaking out on all her promises and getting upset at the homeowners like they did something wrong .

Don't mind chip and Joanna Gaines country show, but not my style

Tariq and Christina can fukk off with the "omg will we break even on this ?"

Property brothers stay giving false hopes on the design and always leaving out one or two big promises

House hunters, beachfront homes are staged but it's nice to see what's offered in certain areas

They have a sister channel called DIY that used to have good shows about renovating your yard or bathroom. Also had a badass show called container homes where people used shipping containers to build houses or usable spaces . shyt was awesome but they had to ruin that channel too

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

you know they never go with the house the husband picked

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

how about "this house has character" .... my wife and I be like .. what the fukk is character in a house.. either I like it or I don't...

you know sometimes on the low the mean "urban"