Wally Szczerbiak calls Haliburton "wannabe, fake All-Star"; y'all know how this story ends
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AlbertPullhoez
The Takeover
Kevin Martin with a love for white bytches
FukkaPaidEmail
Retired Hoodrat whisperer
He’s looking like Killian Hayes without the defense .
He caught some fame and couldn't handle mentally. And he's in a fukkwad Indiana. He should be lucky he's not playing in a big market.
He was frontrunning like a bytch in playoffs. Cracking jokes when winning games, but nowhere to be found when it's time to make clutch plays.
He was frontrunning like a bytch in playoffs. Cracking jokes when winning games, but nowhere to be found when it's time to make clutch plays.
mvp_status
Superstar
Don't worry, he'll be back to skipping and talking shyt once his teammates build a lead in the 2nd half again
"y'all know how this story ends" 
who_better_than_me
Time to go!!
And he’s untradable at that salary unless he comes to Houston for Jabari and filler 
Rockin the Reggie Miller choke hoodie after game 7 was finished some p*ssy nikka shyt NGL
put that shyt on pregame nikka if you really like that but he ain't no dawg, got soft tendencies and not one of em ones mentallyI get it that everyone wants to trash talk the Knicks as Knick fans themselves act like they are the greatest franchise. But damn, he got a free ticket to the conference finals with Knick players injuring themselves and then Hali blew game 1 of conference finals and got injured after 2 games.Rockin the Reggie Miller choke hoodie after game 7 was finished some p*ssy nikka shyt NGL
He needs to look at the Hawks because this is where they're heading at with that front-running mentality.
And he ended up being an All-Star. That’s how the story ended."y'all know how this story ends"
BigTyme Records
Superstar
3 hot months gassed this nikka up
And he ended up being an All-Star. That’s how the story ended.
*Queue song*
*freeze frame Haliburton's face during a jump shot*
Add caption -
3 days after his allstar performance, Haliburton went on to retire from the NBA and now coaches NCAA basketball. Wally was found in the parking lot of his condo after jumping from the 40th floor
*Roll credits*
Okay, breh. The story ended when you say so. Got you.
I think he'll be okay, lot of injuries (can't complain after last years playoffs) and the team isn't really playing with the same pace this year. Maybe it's catching up to us, but I think once Mathurin really settles into the #2 role and we get a solid backup big we'll be good.