VINCE MCMAHON ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT

[The Rainmaker]

I'm not gonna quote that picture @MushroomX. Seriously, that human-dolphin hybrid is what they want for their next star?

 

[King Kai]

we all know he going to be the shadowy figurehead like palpatine i don't believe it for a second

 

[El Poyo Loco]

They made him drop the news after 4pm when Wall Street closed

On a Friday too Vince ain't stupid

 

[#1 pick]

They finally booted Montgomery Burns McMahon

 

[HoldThisL]

I hope WWE does not become a AEW tho and continues to do it's own style but better. AEW already has that indie lane.

 

[MushroomX]

I'm not gonna quote that picture @MushroomX. Seriously, that human-dolphin hybrid is what they want for their next star?

Damn straight, they gave Sammy Guevara Light the MITB, at the age of 24.

 

[Max.]

I know you're a trump supporter but Bidens administration set up a help line. You can call 988 if you're feeling like you won't make it through the night.

I voted for biden….i found ur weirdo twitter account that got banned…u know the one where u told the roots u had a great time with ur girl wt the concert…where u argued with trump people all day…

🫢🫢🫢

 

[AStrangeName]

Eiichiro Oda been running things this whole time

And One Piece is in it's final arc, truly an end of an era

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Brisco and Patterson crying dummies don't realize it's the best move for WWE...

 

[CBoz]

Here's the internal memo Vince sent the staff. He pulled a Tony Khan at the end.

To all WWE Superstars: as I approach 77 years old (OMG am I really that old?), I feel it’s time for me to retire. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed my passion, wisdom, and love of the business with you. No longer will you see the smiling, docile, level-headed, calm presence at Gorilla every week.
Your dedication to WWE will ensure that our company will continue to grow and prosper. Our organization is nothing without you. You are WWE’s only natural resource, chosen to perform in front of a global audience.
You are all WWE Global Ambassadors. Carry the WWE flag wherever you go. Wave it high and proud. And bust your ass to be all you can be as a persn and as a performer.
One other thing — I won’t be with you, but I’ll be watching. Remember to keep your hands up, grab hold, and sell. Btw, SmackDown airs live tonight at 8pm Eastern/7pm Central on FOX.
Vince

Article here

 

[King Kai]

we all know he going to be the shadowy figurehead like palpatine i don't believe it for a second

 

[StackBundles]

Word is that Vince was paying for blow and hookers to suck his ass in the office out the petty cash box. Don’t kill the messenger

 

[YakSpiller]

we all know he going to be the shadowy figurehead like palpatine i don't believe it for a second

Yeah, I think this might actually be the case.

 

[all3rd]

Shane didn't have time for this shyt good move at the Rumble.

 

[KateFabersBoyfriend]

Nick Khan? Co-CEO now

Tony Khan? probably just gave CM Punk an uncomfortably gay hug

Nick